I THINK I KNOW WHAT THE FIRST PART OF THAT BOX SAYS
Are you TRYING to offend me? This is a WHITE baby ....5 grand MINIMUM!
Your sister has that same mole on her inner thigh
Here kitty kitty kitty
I hate visiting the in-laws! I realize not everyone has indoor plumbing, but no outhouse? Barbaric!
Is there really any need to explain this?
By this account, The bird is indeed the word.