I rock the condiments.
I hate visiting the in-laws! I realize not everyone has indoor plumbing, but no outhouse? Barbaric!
I like my bacon like I like my men. How is that? 40% fat and Canadian
TELLER OF UNTRUTHS! TELLER OF UNTRUTHS! YOUR TROUSERS HAVE COMBUSTED!
I told you...don't mess with those damn Harry Potter books
She's got a gun!!! Bonnie's novelty easy-cheese dispenser didn't keep the police at bay for long.
For the love of all things holy, woman. Call the rescue squad!!! I'm sorry, dear. I can't hear you. I'm in the kitchen, making you a sandwich.