As his physician, I strongly advised Homer to avoid any epic adventures. I'm applying leeches of course. The Aegean is full of evil an unnatural beings guaranteed to make a man of sound mind and body sick.
Damn it, Trigger, you GOTTA get over your fear of ants!
MY CHAMBER IS NEARBY CARE TO JOIN ME IN THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS?
Alms for the poor. Flesh for T-Rex. Alms for the poor. Flesh for T-Rex... Look out! Move along now. There's nothing to see...Yay...Go Rex! Dear Loard, please don't let it eat us...
I say - at the haberdashery from whence you acquired your raiment - pray tell, did they also peddle men's finery?