Oh How Embarrassing! I Thought You Said "Show Me Your Shooters"!
Sexy is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
THAT'S WHERE WE PUT UNWANTED KIDS!!
Contrary to popular belief, Jill actually decided she would rather not come tumbling after her clumsy brother, thankyouverymuch.
Dear Mom, continuing my traveling on Route 66. Met some very wholesome girls today. I think I'm getting my kicks.
...And if he says any snide remark, I can let him have it? That's right!