Serves you right for practising the bagpipes at 5 in the morning!
Thine mother is so corpulent she doth block out the sun.
Shall we try a different position tonight? Sure, why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
I saw it hanging on the hotel bathroom wall and I just had to have it!
TOUCHING YOURSELF your parents warned you bad things happen when you do it.
Are you going on vacation, Mr. Leary? No, Fred, I'm just taking a little trip.
SOUP EVERY NIGHT NOTHING IS TO GOOD FOR MY FAMILY