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B*tch, you didn't!
JESUS he made the dinosaurs, too. So f* off, Darwin.
Don't be such a shlemiel, Jacob! Stripes is just FINE already, and the Rabbi says you can wear that coat to the synagogue!
You missed a comma. Those umlauts are very lopsided. You call that divinely inspired writing? Oh, WHY did I keep the skull of my mother?
Is there really any need to explain this?