Mush, b*tches mush!
Daddy? Can we watch the movies I found in your underwear drawer now?
Does Thou Have Thine Pass to the Blunderbuss Exposistion
Ugh, I can't walk in this cursed tent! Nor can I, good lady. Say, let's get Betsy Ross to take them in! Great idea! And who knows, maybe she can use the scraps for something.
AND IF YOU SIGN UP NOW, WE'LL THROW IN A WEEKLY SESSION WITH YOUR OWN PERSONAL TRAINER. MEDIEVAL HEALTH CLUBS PRIDED THEMSELVES ON HAVING ALL THE LATEST EQUIPMENT
ENJOYING A LEISURELY CARRIAGE RIDE DOWN THE LANE, INHALING HEMP SMOKE AND IMBIBING A COCKTAIL OF LONDON GIN AND CIDER EXUDING A CAVALIER ATTITUDE WHILST MAINTAINING MY FINANCIAL PORTFOLIO IN THE FOREFRONT OF MY CONSCIOUSNESS
I'll take 6 boxes of Thin Mints.
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