No-strings sex it was a LIE
Never make another sandwich! Thanks to the marvels of modern technology the new IBM Sandwich Maker 3000 virtually eliminates sandwich preparation time!
You missed a comma. Those umlauts are very lopsided. You call that divinely inspired writing? Oh, WHY did I keep the skull of my mother?
FINALLY! Intelligent Life in the Universe!
Later in Life, Alice started the "Wonderland Couples Therapy Center". A..and he's always MOCKING me!!! Oh GIVE IT A REST, Murray! You're the MOCK TURTLE! What the hell am I SUPPOSED to say?!
Uh oh, better be quiet. Dad will kill me if he see's me out here without my space suit.
MULTITASKING who said men can't do it?