Look! No bickering or fighting! Thank you, TV, for saving our family.
Mush, b*tches mush!
Contrary to popular belief, Jill actually decided she would rather not come tumbling after her clumsy brother, thankyouverymuch.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.... Jill got the inheritance!
Thy Direct TV bill has a $35.00 charge for " Ladies Figgy Pudding Wrestling" -gulp-
Mary Poppyseed dispensing powdered happiness since the Opium Wars
Later in Life, Alice started the "Wonderland Couples Therapy Center". A..and he's always MOCKING me!!! Oh GIVE IT A REST, Murray! You're the MOCK TURTLE! What the hell am I SUPPOSED to say?!