He wasn't much of a carpet layer but that boy could sure cut a rug.
...And if he says any snide remark, I can let him have it? That's right!
I Hath a Fever. Verily, the only prescription 'tis more cowbell.
Geez, this Starbucks gig is more complicated than I'd imagined.
And THIS is for using my AXE Body Wash!! THIS is for using my OLD SPICE!
Lo! Once more the Lord in His mercy offers to enhance the length of my manhood for naught but ten silver pieces!
Oh great, she invited her family!