So long, and thanks for all the breast milk!
And then I kicked him square in the nuts.
That specialty catalog is fabulous...I can't believe they had my size.
Not a drop of the wedding cake was spilled.
Bella, keep my heart safe, I've left it with you. And as they both... STFU please, kill me.
The reverse r*pist strikes again. You keep your clothes on and your knees together or I'll blast you! Please, I have a condom right here. NO!!
I only did that once in college. That's why I'm going back to school.