Dread Pirate Roberts? Pshaw!
I hear the screams of the damned! Can you hear them at home, kiddos?
FORENSIC TIP #11 blood stains require bleach to degrade the DNA
GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS The whitest people in the world.
Tis what the Maiden Proclaimed
Worst. Piggyback. Ever.
BE CAREFUL THAZ MAH BESTEST MOUSE