What's the point? The Empire will fall. Nothing lasts. My family doesn't understand me. My boyfriend's a barbarian. Sigh, time for some razor therapy.
This one time, in band camp...
Beggin' your pardon sir, but if we're all dressed differently, exactly why is it called a uniform?
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Buy Facebook shares. I did. LOL.
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