He wasn't much of a carpet layer but that boy could sure cut a rug.
Pantaloons on the pavement. Pantaloons on the pavement. Thou resemblest an idiot with thy pantaloons on the pavement.
Forsooth, I declare that I am a cattle herder. Upon mechanical equine I traverse and I am required by law enforcement whether my heart be beating or not.
Now be careful. You're only allowed to step on the black squares
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