Just Think of all the Leisure Time You'll Have!

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Never make another sandwich! Thanks to the marvels of modern technology the new IBM Sandwich Maker 3000 virtually eliminates sandwich preparation time!

It's Not a Free Show!

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"Show us your bosoms, m'lady! Bosoms aplenty!" "Did somebody say BOSOMS?"

Men Will Eat Anything...

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Trust me, Sweety. Even if it tastes like crap, they'll eat it. They're men... They'll eat anything.

Trying To Reach England In Time For The Wedding

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No no no! You go straight through the Pillars of Hercules and then its left and the Seychelles...

Makes Perfect Sense!

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When you like a guy, do nothing about it and expect him to magically know and make the first move. Women's logic.

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