He Uses Duct Tape On The Knees

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He Uses Duct Tape On The Knees
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The reverse r*pist strikes again. You keep your clothes on and your knees together or I'll blast you! Please, I have a condom right here. NO!!

Poseidon Is Pissed Off

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It was then they realized that forgetting to sacrifice a virgin to Neptune annually had its downside.

The Lesser Known But Equally Important "Salem Terminator Hunt"

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The Lesser Known But Equally Important "Salem Terminator Hunt"
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As you can clearly see this man is NOT a terminator.

Remember to Read the Fine Print...

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Remember to Read the Fine Print...
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AND IF YOU SIGN UP NOW, WE'LL THROW IN A WEEKLY SESSION WITH YOUR OWN PERSONAL TRAINER. MEDIEVAL HEALTH CLUBS PRIDED THEMSELVES ON HAVING ALL THE LATEST EQUIPMENT

I'll Show Her...

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I'll Show Her...
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So Loretta thinks she can throw a better dinner party? Ha! I'll show her!!