Tin Man Found a New Crew...

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After personally experiencing the difficulty of obtaining a heart the Tin Man realized how lucrative harvesting and selling body parts could be. Thus he took up with a new crew.

Poetry Night at The Sparkle Cafe

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Bella, keep my heart safe, I've left it with you. And as they both... STFU please, kill me.

Welcome to The Psychiatric Hotline...

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Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline... if you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are borderline, it doesn't matter which number you press - no one will answer.

Fool Me Once, Cynthia...

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I told you I'm not a lesbian, Cynthia. So please stop dressing up as a man and asking me for kiss.

This Beard is Worth More Than Your Life!

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This Beard is Worth More Than Your Life!
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Get that damnable flame out of my face, lest you ignite my magnificent beard.