Wife burns manuscript for Book of Mormon. I'll rewrite it and add in polygamy.
Fine, we surrender our rich and complex indigenous tradition before the ruthless imperialist expansion of your shallow, meaningless mass culture.
Hmmm...housework? Or pure, unadulterated EVIL? Why not BOTH? You can do a lot of damage with a Dustbuster when you're possessed.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.... Jill got the inheritance!
JESUS he made the dinosaurs, too. So f* off, Darwin.
What would I do?
...and after this I am going to teach you how to make sandwiches...men love sandwiches.