Reginald! Time to spray the garden for wood nymphs again.
I dont always feed em fruit loops but when I do they're addicted
FENTOOOOON!!! OH JESUS CHRIST
I hate visiting the in-laws! I realize not everyone has indoor plumbing, but no outhouse? Barbaric!
Your really getting on my nerves! "You're!" It's "You're"! Grammar Nazis always gotta ruin the party.
$250!! Oh, hell no!!
If only I hadst but placed a silver circlet upon her finger, for verily did I enjoy it.