No, not the tickle-feather! I'll tell you anything, ANYTHING!
Chauffeur! Take me to the gentleman's club. Very good sir. And while we're at it, honk the horn at passing wenches.
Its all green technology, it runs on pretentious snobbery...
Shall we try a different position tonight? Sure, why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
A bagpipe band sure adds a touch of class to a special occasion!
Thank you so much Death. I'll take my kite back now.
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