Although Rosa was beautiful, John couldn't take his eyes off of the dead cat in her hand.
Captain Morgan's lesser known brother...Corporal Punishment.
GORILLA DIES trying to save pr0sititute from serial strangler.
Norman sent me a curtain for Christmas Wonder where he wants me to hang it
To obtain acorns: whack asparagus with bacon
All I said was I like blondes!
Will you play a game of questions? Sure! Ha! First point goes to me!