If the mouse floats, I'm pregnant? I don't understand these pregnancy tests.
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe fine family dining for sentient creatures from every galaxy!
Shall we try a different position tonight? Sure, why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Thou Art Irate Brother?
Aw, hell! Tourist! Tourists! Tourists! I'll go open the gift shop!
Wouldn't you rather I took dictation?