Why must this happen every time I take a BUBBLE BATH?!
It's been a whole 5 minutes and no one has 'liked' my status!
GORILLA DIES trying to save pr0sititute from serial strangler.
I wish I could have sex without having to have a conversation first. I wish I could have a conversation without having to have sex first.
BE VEWY VEWY QUIET, I'M HUNTING PARTRIDGES FAMILIES
WHY DON'T YOU GET NAKED While I put some groovy sounds on the Hi Fi.
I hope you brought enough for everybody. Lol, Just kidding, I got this.