No... no... Mr. Jesus no es here...
Momma, you're so smart. You bought the pies at the store, but you're pretending you made them. Shhh... it's our little secret, sweetie.
On the next edition of "Maury".... Thomas declares he be not the "Baby Daddy"
DISREGARD THE CONSTABULARY.
GORILLA DIES trying to save pr0sititute from serial strangler.
THE CURRENT wasn't the only thing that was fast around there.
Not Now, Death I'm Painting