If King James English is good enough for me, then it ought to be good enough for thee.
Son beheaded? Why you no "A-headed?" Bring shame on entire dynasty.
In an alternative universe, Indians brought Christianity to Europe.
I got some popsicles in my basement if you all wanna come inside...
Sock hop - it's a rave with a curfew.
These fish should get rid of that nasty Febreeze smell.