Here's to you, Don! The most creative, best kissing, most profitable ad-man in the business! Wait, what?
So I was like, "bro, do you want someone to do that to you? Well, then don't do it to them"
But you promised to go to my Mom's for dinner! Sorry babe, last minute invite to a pillage and plunder party.
Look! No bickering or fighting! Thank you, TV, for saving our family.
Sorry I'm not into fat chicks
Happy birthday! Feel free to get to work on your present