I catch you. In net. Like mermaid. You cook. Clean my house. Be wife. Old man, you're trippin' balls. I'm a marine biologist. I study sea creatures. I don't marry them.
Will you play a game of questions? Sure! Ha! First point goes to me!
You lose...let's see that ankle, baby!!
Chaaange? Leave me alone, I don't have any change!
It's pronounced SANDWICH and you can make it yourself!
Escaping the POW camp suddenly took a back seat to riding the log.
When thou seest it Thou shalt defocate masonry.
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