COME WITH ME CHILDREN. Daddy just ran you over.
You punch him in the face. I'll grab his wallet.
I dont wanna sound like a Schmuck, but did you see the Schwantz on our Bus Boy? I swear, he's built like a Schwoogie, down there! You do know this club doesn't allow your kind here, right?
To obtain acorns: whack asparagus with bacon
It is terribly irksome that people cannot figure out how to use "thee" and "thine" properly. Do not trouble yourself. In 400 years, they won't know the difference between "your" and "you're" either.
Whooo's my lil' mustache man? Ish me.
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