I Ain't Goin' Back To Jail

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I Ain't Goin' Back To Jail
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The cops are at the door. Flush this down the toilet, NOW!

Well, I Am NOT Paying For This Mistake

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Well, I Am NOT Paying For This Mistake
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I asked for a daiquiri, not a margarita... ...sigh. #firstworldproblems

Great Moments in Cheezianity

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Great Moments in Cheezianity
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The cat looked down from up in the ceiling-o, Gave them all a wonderful feeling-o My golly, he's right! Do I tell them I'm a catheist?

You'd Better Pull The Royal Finger... if You Know What's Good For You

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You'd Better Pull The Royal Finger... if You Know What's Good For You
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After everyone at the palace had tired of his 'Pull my finger' joke, the King was forced to have people brought in from the surrounding area. Go on... pull one's finger. I'd really rather not.