Psst! You see that hot chick over there? She's married. Do me a solid and make her single.
Shall we try a different position tonight? Sure, why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Ok Mom, don't F#&@ this up. I need that new bike.
On the next edition of "Maury".... Thomas declares he be not the "Baby Daddy"
She's got a gun!!! Bonnie's novelty easy-cheese dispenser didn't keep the police at bay for long.
My sincerest apologies, but thine royal heiress dwells in a differing stone fortress!