To obtain acorns: whack asparagus with bacon
Even after peeing on the cigar twice, Mary still couldn't tell if she was pregnant.
COME ON, SEVEN - DADDY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SANDALS!!!!
No one expects the Spanish Pigquisition
Pew! Pew! Pew! If you drank fewer martinis you might have money for bullets.
My cat...he loleth not.
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