I'm on the Gin & Tonic Diet. So far I have lost 2 days.
PRAYING WITH DRAGONS more effective than running with wolves.
I told you I'm not a lesbian, Cynthia. So please stop dressing up as a man and asking me for kiss.
Whooo's my lil' mustache man? Ish me.
Jack, these aren't magic beans, they're goat droppings. You fell for it again.
How do you pronounce that word, Gramps? You mean cat? Holy moly, boy! What grade are you in?