You got to know when to hold 'em, Master Rogers... But now might be a good time to fold 'em...
I asked for a daiquiri, not a margarita... ...sigh. #firstworldproblems
Some men are the Filet Mignon of employees. Then there's Sloppy Joe.
THIS IS GREAT! NOW WE DON'T NEED TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WHEN THE CAT GETS STUCK IN THE TREE.
New Arrow Body Spray. Hey, at least it isn't Axe.
Wife burns manuscript for Book of Mormon. I'll rewrite it and add in polygamy.