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"He called ME a churlish clapper-clawed dewberry?!" "The nerve of that villainous ill-breeding bum-bailey!"
Shall we try a different position tonight? Sure, why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
THE AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM teaching kids that lightsabers are the answer to all problems since 1776
This is what it sounds like when doves get run over by a combine
Ain't no feed grain too good for mah peeps.