OK. 9TH WORD, ONE SYLLABLE, SOUNDS LIKE BED. DREAD. BREAD. SHED. "HE'S GOING TO PUT A HOLE IN MY SHED ???
Escaping the POW camp suddenly took a back seat to riding the log.
I REMEMBER WHEN LOL meant little old lady.
lousy flea ridden bugger! should i catch it, m'lord? Nah? what harm can one rat do?
Just think, if Microsoft had created an assistant like THIS instead of the paper clip or that annoying dog, most geeks would now be saying "What WAS that OpenOffice thing anyway ?"
Yea verily, thou cannot afford me.