Though her name was scratched into many an outhouse wall... Mary still showed a smug sense of satisfaction across her face.
I say it's sheer madness to allow fraternization between the herbivores and carnivores. Nonsense, what's the worst that can happen? A little bout of indigestion, perhaps? Shhh.
After personally experiencing the difficulty of obtaining a heart the Tin Man realized how lucrative harvesting and selling body parts could be. Thus he took up with a new crew.
Bella, keep my heart safe, I've left it with you. And as they both... STFU please, kill me.
"Darling, the tin roof is calling our name... Care to dance?"
Any spare urine up there? It couldn't be worse than this Bordeaux! Burn!
One second! Don't open the door.
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