I wonder what all the poor people are doing tonight, William? Hahahaha. Probably working for me!
Muhammad is cooler than Jesus because he had a sword. Beat that Jesus.
Let's hope that the Jolly Green Giant has no more children, it's getting really hard to come up with baby shower gifts.
I don't remember this Hardy Boys mystery.
Thelma decided to 'go green' by harnessing the power of her hot flashes.