Because Taking An Arrow To The Knee Is Too Mainstream.

What's the point? The Empire will fall. Nothing lasts. My family doesn't understand me. My boyfriend's a barbarian. Sigh, time for some razor therapy.

The Descent of Man by Charles Darwin

This one time, in band camp...

Beggin' your pardon sir, but if we're all dressed differently, exactly why is it called a uniform?

The Surrealist Alphabet Primer: T is for Turtle, Trombone and T*t.

Buy Facebook shares. I did. LOL.