WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "HAVE I BEEN DRINKING"? IT'S 10:30 IN THE MORNING... OF COURSE I'VE BEEN DRINKING!
Going postal...hogwarts style
NAY, HE IS INCAPABLE OF DECIPHERING MY GAMBLING VISAGE.
No one expects the Spanish Pigquisition
Did he say "blessed are the Cheezburgers?" Not literally; it refers to all fast food products