Jail? Totally Worth it!
Any spare urine up there? It couldn't be worse than this Bordeaux! Burn!
Ugh, I can't walk in this cursed tent! Nor can I, good lady. Say, let's get Betsy Ross to take them in! Great idea! And who knows, maybe she can use the scraps for something.
KIDNAPPED! by the Tribe of Large-Breasted Women... who are generally ill-tempered because they suffer from chronic back pain.
The difference between u and me ? I make this look good!
"Nice" doesn't even begin to describe it. Honey, that stable boy rocked my world!