Mush, b*tches mush!
Umm... I don't think I'm ready for the level 2 yoga class yet.
STRIPPERS GONE CLASSICAL
Even after peeing on the cigar twice, Mary still couldn't tell if she was pregnant.
OMG! Did you see how Catherine let herself go? Her waist must be at least 19 inches! Truly despicable!
I KNOW JESUS LOVES ME BUT WHY DOES EVERYONE ELSE THINK I'M A DERP?
But wait there's more!