By the time you get there... you won't be struttin' that ass!!!
Context for anyone who doesn't get it, but language is not safe for work so watch at your own risk: Struttin.
Bedsheets the illusionist's tool-of-trade for centuries. I am invisible!
UP THE CREEK WITHOUT A POODLE.
Who's your saviour? Who's your saviour? Sniff you are.
Blessed is he who lowerth the toilet seat after use