C'mon Death, You Owe Me One...

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Psst! You see that hot chick over there? She's married. Do me a solid and make her single.

Maybe Go With A Gift Certificate Next Time

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Let's hope that the Jolly Green Giant has no more children, it's getting really hard to come up with baby shower gifts.

On the Next "Maury"...

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On the next edition of "Maury".... Thomas declares he be not the "Baby Daddy"

Have A Rootin'-Shootin' Christmas!

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And then one Christmas, Mom finally got tired of the old argument and gave in to the boys' requests...because she realized that saying 'You'll put your eye out!' wasn't nearly as much fun as saying 'Told you so!'