Why Did I Marry A F**king Dolphin...

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And another thing, you never want to take me to the ocean and you know I love the ocean.

I Beg to Differ...

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I don't know why you insist on my holding the music down here. You'd get a much better view if I held it higher.

Canned Food or DEATH

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They heard you use the can opener, Dearie. But Mother! It was only peas! PEAS!!