If you claim to not be even a tiny bit in love with sloths, I'm pretty sure you're lying.
In your face! Literally these jokes and puns are right up there so don't blink you might get smacked in the face by one.
I'm not a huge fan of having a face in the bathroom watching me, but this robot is so neutral and all about business. You know he takes his job seriously because he is programmed to do one thing and one thing only, provide you with fresh clean paper. Thanks robot!