face

I'll clean your house! Even the baseboards! I'll magically make that Matcha tea taste good! I swear! Meow! Don't eat me!

Thank you for so firmly supporting my cranium, rock!

I bet he'll scare away the bad dreams!

Though it pains me to see a sweet face on my plate looking so sad and resigned to his fate of being eaten, I have to do what I came here to do and dip him in over medium egg yolks. It's a cruel world.

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Lions, you are so brave to face your imminent demise with a smile on your face.

Are you looking at me? Or him? Focus!

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Silly, you can't use real toast as a wallet! Your money will get butter all over it!

Even gloopy little green monsters need love. Can you really deny those sweet puppy dog eyes?

I won't scare you, I promise!

This has to be the om-nommiest bear ever! Come a little closer so I can eat you!

Go ahead, bite my face!