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In your face! Literally these jokes and puns are right up there so don't blink you might get smacked in the face by one.

box dispenser face kleenex nose stone tissue - 5532523264
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Pulling something out of your nose to wipe my nose is a little too meta, but I've got a cold and I need a tissue no matter what.

chain face jar Jewelry necklace pendant Sad soul - 4600756224
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I hope that after you wear this for a while, you'll find a nice place to let the poor little guy go.

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bin brown canvas cup fabric face fox jar - 5080874752
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I'm over using an old tin can on my desk to hold paperclips and pencils. It's time for something foxier.

banana face felt handmade magnet smile yellow - 4863804672
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Hi! Just a friendly reminder to maybe skip the Pop Tarts and go for some fruit!

face sock monkey umbrella - 6479940096
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Good thing they didn't make this out of real socks, it would be worthless as an umbrella.

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boy couple cupcakes epicute face faces frosting girl kawaii - 4244389888
By abb107
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This dude is so stoked that he's dating the cutest girl in town, and he should be, she's a catch! And to you girly, he loves you, use it to your advantage! (Hint, Diamonds!)

face felt taco wallet zipper - 5238282752
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The meat in this taco is worth even less than the meat in a real taco. I'm broke as a joke.

animal cookies epicute face lion - 4420303104
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This king of the jungle is so sweet when you get him alone and start talking about baking.

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cookies epicute face girl icing nilla wafer - 4455478528
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Nilla wafers are dangerous. I can probably polish off a box in one sitting if I'm not careful. How could someone resist snacking long enough to melt candy, dip the cookies, let them cool AND decorate them? Patience, man.

bow clothes face grey hello kitty shirt - 4726752512
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You don't have to look cutesy and pink to show your love for the big HK.

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eyes face flies poop sleep mask smile - 6049492736
Via Etsy
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I can't believe I'm endorsing something that looks like poop meant to be worn on your face but there it is. This thing is stinking adorable!

face fleece Plush smores soft - 4955782912
By Stacy (Via www.etsy.com)
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Snuggling this s'more won't make you all sticky and stain your clothes.

face ninja Plush sneaky soft squid toy - 6122052608
Via Etsy
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Squid are already notoriously sneaky, now with specialized training they're super efficient death machines.

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egg epicute face Flower hello kitty ice roll seaweed sushi - 4564243456
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When someone puts so much work into an edible tribute, it's touching really. You've got to REALLY love Hello Kitty to devise a plan of attack for such elaborate sushi rolls. And to think, poor kitty will be eaten up so fast!

chillin epicute face relaxed tea teabag water - 4586316032
By Unknown
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This could pretty much be a picture of me in the bath tub after a long day when I have a book and a cup of tea (maybe with a little whiskey) and I'm soaking the day away. Awwww yeah...