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In your face! Literally these jokes and puns are right up there so don't blink you might get smacked in the face by one.

face helpful hold suction cup tennis ball - 6308073984
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I need one of these with legs to carry my purse and all my things. Oh wait, I have a husband!

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bathroom dispenser face mouth robot toilet paper TP - 4249136128
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I'm not a huge fan of having a face in the bathroom watching me, but this robot is so neutral and all about business. You know he takes his job seriously because he is programmed to do one thing and one thing only, provide you with fresh clean paper. Thanks robot!

Cats epicute face kitties macarons orange - 4972055808
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Tea time just got seriously adorbz! Marmalade kitties are my favorite, especially when they actually taste like marmalade!

butler face peppermint suit table wtf - 6245911808
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I'm not sure what good a three inch butler could do for my luxuriant lifestyle, but I'm willing to pay ten bucks to find out.

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face ears Grumpy Cat hat hats tard - 6878869760
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Now grumpy cat can grumpy up your forehead, although getting this would make me happy...

bananas bear bread epicute face peanut butter raisins - 6005206272
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This has to be the om-nommiest bear ever! Come a little closer so I can eat you!

face sock monkey umbrella - 6479940096
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Good thing they didn't make this out of real socks, it would be worthless as an umbrella.

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epicute face head marshmallows minifig pops sweets yellow - 5514776576
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I'm so glad someone realized that if you dip a marshmallow in yellow candy coating, it looks like a Lego minifig. Hey grumpy, cheer up and enjoy your last few precious moments on this earth!

bear bread bun epicute face head - 4544030208
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Don't feel too bad for Mr. Bear Bun, I bet that egg wash was really good for his skin!

accessory chain cupcake face Jewelry necklace smile - 3892852992
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Cuppington is here to cheer you up. Don't worry, he won't tell corny jokes and put on a clown nose, he'll just keep smiling and being sweet and sassy.

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baby egg face pacifier sculpture toy yolk - 5012763904
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So this means the egg came first? Glad to put that one to bed.

eyes face flies poop sleep mask smile - 6049492736
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I can't believe I'm endorsing something that looks like poop meant to be worn on your face but there it is. This thing is stinking adorable!

face felt-cloud lightning mad upset - 4275264256
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Don't be upset, little cloud. I like thunderstorms!

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face grill hello kitty sandwich maker sandwich press - 5206385664
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Nothing will escape the grasp of the cute, not even a simple sandwich.

case fabric face mouth nom nom nom pencils zipper - 4791310592
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I don't mind this dude eating my pens and pencils as long as he doesn't bite me when I try to get them back.

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