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Pulling something out of your nose to wipe my nose is a little too meta, but I've got a cold and I need a tissue no matter what.

I hope that after you wear this for a while, you'll find a nice place to let the poor little guy go.

I'm over using an old tin can on my desk to hold paperclips and pencils. It's time for something foxier.

Hi! Just a friendly reminder to maybe skip the Pop Tarts and go for some fruit!

Good thing they didn't make this out of real socks, it would be worthless as an umbrella.

This dude is so stoked that he's dating the cutest girl in town, and he should be, she's a catch! And to you girly, he loves you, use it to your advantage! (Hint, Diamonds!)

The meat in this taco is worth even less than the meat in a real taco. I'm broke as a joke.

This king of the jungle is so sweet when you get him alone and start talking about baking.

Cute meets cosplay. I approve.

Nilla wafers are dangerous. I can probably polish off a box in one sitting if I'm not careful. How could someone resist snacking long enough to melt candy, dip the cookies, let them cool AND decorate them? Patience, man.

You don't have to look cutesy and pink to show your love for the big HK.

I can't believe I'm endorsing something that looks like poop meant to be worn on your face but there it is. This thing is stinking adorable!

Snuggling this s'more won't make you all sticky and stain your clothes.

Squid are already notoriously sneaky, now with specialized training they're super efficient death machines.

When someone puts so much work into an edible tribute, it's touching really. You've got to REALLY love Hello Kitty to devise a plan of attack for such elaborate sushi rolls. And to think, poor kitty will be eaten up so fast!

This could pretty much be a picture of me in the bath tub after a long day when I have a book and a cup of tea (maybe with a little whiskey) and I'm soaking the day away. Awwww yeah...