In your face! Literally these jokes and puns are right up there so don't blink you might get smacked in the face by one.
I bet he'll scare away the bad dreams!
These remind me of Sprocket from "Fraggle Rock" therefore they are amazing and belong on my feet.
Available at: Little Miss Delicious http://www.littlemissdelicious.com ($14)
I can't believe I'm endorsing something that looks like poop meant to be worn on your face but there it is. This thing is stinking adorable!
It's a good thing sushi doesn't purr or I'd just empty these into my purse to cuddle with later and be done with it.
Statistics have never been so squee!
You better believe that there are never gross fillings in these chocolates! No eating half and throwing it away because it's walnut cream or something gross.
Now grumpy cat can grumpy up your forehead, although getting this would make me happy...
What is today going to be like, happy cloud or sad cloud? We know it's going to be cloudy either way being Seattle and all, let's shoot for happy!
Oh mustache candy, you are so dapper!
Available at: Shapeways http://www.shapeways.com/model/149334/giraffe_ring.html?gid=ug2007 ($20)
Cool off with a cat fan! She'll also control your soul. Be warned.
Though it pains me to see a sweet face on my plate looking so sad and resigned to his fate of being eaten, I have to do what I came here to do and dip him in over medium egg yolks. It's a cruel world.
Kitty you don't mind if I dunk you quickly into my tea, do you? Oh thank you! It's nice and warm, like a hot tub!
Cute meets cosplay. I approve.
This dog purse is hypnotizing me into buying it. Let me go find my credit card.