In your face! Literally these jokes and puns are right up there so don't blink you might get smacked in the face by one.
I'll clean your house! Even the baseboards! I'll magically make that Matcha tea taste good! I swear! Meow! Don't eat me!
Thank you for so firmly supporting my cranium, rock!
I bet he'll scare away the bad dreams!
Though it pains me to see a sweet face on my plate looking so sad and resigned to his fate of being eaten, I have to do what I came here to do and dip him in over medium egg yolks. It's a cruel world.
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Lions, you are so brave to face your imminent demise with a smile on your face.
Are you looking at me? Or him? Focus!
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Silly, you can't use real toast as a wallet! Your money will get butter all over it!
Even gloopy little green monsters need love. Can you really deny those sweet puppy dog eyes?
I won't scare you, I promise!
This has to be the om-nommiest bear ever! Come a little closer so I can eat you!
Go ahead, bite my face!