face

For having such an amazing hairdo, you should have a happier look on your face!

Pulling something out of your nose to wipe my nose is a little too meta, but I've got a cold and I need a tissue no matter what.

This dog purse is hypnotizing me into buying it. Let me go find my credit card.

Now grumpy cat can grumpy up your forehead, although getting this would make me happy...

Own it, live it, eat churros all day!

If you claim to not be even a tiny bit in love with sloths, I'm pretty sure you're lying.

Whether you're wiping away tears or the sniffles, this guy is just concerned with your well being.

Ooh I wonder what kind of sweet treasures these little bun buns are hiding in their delicious chocolate bodies?

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A face only a mother would love

Kitty you don't mind if I dunk you quickly into my tea, do you? Oh thank you! It's nice and warm, like a hot tub!

Good thing they didn't make this out of real socks, it would be worthless as an umbrella.

Rilakkuma has such a neutral expression on his face, I'm always wondering if he might be silently judging everything I do. Then you go and present me with a whole platter of silent judgy bear faces like this and I'm early put off my lunch.

Though these puffs look a slight bit terrified, I still find them comforting. Can't you just imagine them bobbing around in a big mug of hot chocolate with their big eyes and whiskers melting away? Mmmmm, creamy Totoro puffs!

I can't believe I'm endorsing something that looks like poop meant to be worn on your face but there it is. This thing is stinking adorable!

Well hello sailor! You sure can wrap a lot of arms around a lot of girls' waists when you get back to port!