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Only the cutest rugs for me! My adorable pedicure will never touch a plain, boring floor.

He must be having a really good dream, he's blushing!

Raaaaaaawr! For having such big sharp teeth, Domo is certainly benign. I mean really, has anyone actually SEEN him kill any kittens? All bark, no bite. Until I bite his leg off, that is.

For having such an amazing hairdo, you should have a happier look on your face!

Do you miss your bear neighbors while they hibernate? I know it would be nice to have them around all the time, but we need to let their sweet faces sleep. We can bide the time by making foods in their likeness. There, don't you feel better?

These remind me of Sprocket from "Fraggle Rock" therefore they are amazing and belong on my feet.

A hot cuppa joe should be just what it takes to get you perked up and ready to go.

Dessert just got extra special! I'm now determined to visit every Haagen Dazs to demand a super custom panda sundae. They have to do it if I ask, right? I'll keep a printout of this picture in my wallet just in case.

Wear your heart on your lapel.

I prefer my margaritas on the rocks instead of blended but I'll take what I can get.

On the bus in the morning I really don't want to talk to anyone. If I see an acquaintance I'll leave my headphones on and nod a friendly hello and keep to myself. This kitty has got the right idea. A nice little wave but no conversation before coffee.

Color me impressed! I've only ever seen people at my local coffee shops doing the standard swirly leaf design thing that doesn't require any extra tools. This is involved and amazing. Steam me some milk! I have to practice!

Don't you want some cupcakes? You do, don't you? But you need money for cupcakes! Put your money in here and you will remember exactly what it is you're saving for.

You're pretty sweet for a short stack!

I'll clean your house! Even the baseboards! I'll magically make that Matcha tea taste good! I swear! Meow! Don't eat me!

Snuggling this s'more won't make you all sticky and stain your clothes.