In your face! Literally these jokes and puns are right up there so don't blink you might get smacked in the face by one.
Good thing they didn't make this out of real socks, it would be worthless as an umbrella.
Oh pizza, you look so hopeful that I'll become your friend and through the magic of friendship I'll learn to never eat pizza again. You are a sweet kid but you're wrong.
His horn's too stubby and cute to do any damage, go ahead, wear him every day!
A face only a mother would love
Pulling something out of your nose to wipe my nose is a little too meta, but I've got a cold and I need a tissue no matter what.
This pupper face reminds me of the drawings by Jason, a Norwegian comic artist. A little melancholy, a little hopeful, with beautiful lines.
Ah, the tree is so serene and quiet and just enjoying the day. This is a lesson I could stand to learn today.
Whether you're wiping away tears or the sniffles, this guy is just concerned with your well being.
It's weird when you want to lick your friend's head all the time.
You don't have to look cutesy and pink to show your love for the big HK.
Show that mean old dentist that you're not afraid of him! You embrace dental hygiene! Look how happy your teeth are!
Tea time just got seriously adorbz! Marmalade kitties are my favorite, especially when they actually taste like marmalade!
He doesn't really look like he wants you to have a nice day, but the sentiment is there.
Now grumpy cat can grumpy up your forehead, although getting this would make me happy...
I'm a little squicked out by the thought of antlers made of meat but I can't resist a tomato nose. Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my snack tonight?
Being green and being cute go hand in hand! This tote is so cheerful about saving the planet one bagful of recycling at a time. Fill it with cans and help out in your community!