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In your face! Literally these jokes and puns are right up there so don't blink you might get smacked in the face by one.

face sock monkey umbrella - 6479940096
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Good thing they didn't make this out of real socks, it would be worthless as an umbrella.

accessories chain cheese face happy Jewelry necklace pendant pepperoni pizza - 4861685504
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Oh pizza, you look so hopeful that I'll become your friend and through the magic of friendship I'll learn to never eat pizza again. You are a sweet kid but you're wrong.

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face horn Jewelry narwhal ring whale - 6494916096
By PandaLover567 (Via Etsy)
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His horn's too stubby and cute to do any damage, go ahead, wear him every day!

box dispenser face kleenex nose stone tissue - 5532523264
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Pulling something out of your nose to wipe my nose is a little too meta, but I've got a cold and I need a tissue no matter what.

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face pouch puppy wallet zipper - 4388470784
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This pupper face reminds me of the drawings by Jason, a Norwegian comic artist. A little melancholy, a little hopeful, with beautiful lines.

brooch face felt pin smile tree - 4878531584
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Ah, the tree is so serene and quiet and just enjoying the day. This is a lesson I could stand to learn today.

cover face felt robot Sad tissue worried - 4871286272
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Whether you're wiping away tears or the sniffles, this guy is just concerned with your well being.

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cotton candy face furry pink Plush toy - 5238228736
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It's weird when you want to lick your friend's head all the time.

bow clothes face grey hello kitty shirt - 4726752512
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You don't have to look cutesy and pink to show your love for the big HK.

chain face Jewelry necklace pendant smile tooth - 4193605376
By Unknown
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Show that mean old dentist that you're not afraid of him! You embrace dental hygiene! Look how happy your teeth are!

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Cats epicute face kitties macarons orange - 4972055808
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Tea time just got seriously adorbz! Marmalade kitties are my favorite, especially when they actually taste like marmalade!

desk face have a nice day Office stamp stapler stationary - 4582765056
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He doesn't really look like he wants you to have a nice day, but the sentiment is there.

face ears Grumpy Cat hat hats tard - 6878869760
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Now grumpy cat can grumpy up your forehead, although getting this would make me happy...

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antlers bread epicute face hot dog reindeer rudolph sandwich tomato - 5443529984
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I'm a little squicked out by the thought of antlers made of meat but I can't resist a tomato nose. Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my snack tonight?

bag ecological face green recycling tote - 4226791680
By soph_ee
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Being green and being cute go hand in hand! This tote is so cheerful about saving the planet one bagful of recycling at a time. Fill it with cans and help out in your community!