When I was a teenager I used to go to Denny's all the time with my friends and get a banana split. Without fail, if I turned my back for a second, my ice cream would be destroyed. Here's a solution. Take one. It's yours. Leave me be!

The good doctor has some epic hair, that's for sure.

One little chocolate donut and a few gulps of milk sounds like just the right amount of sweet goodness to reward yourself for getting your taxes done. Go ahead, you deserve it.

It doesn't get much classier than a jaunty hat, a monocle and a mustache!

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Okay so these hats are not SO FLUFFY or whatever. I haven't seen the movie, what is the deal with the yellow dudes?

OMG Desu Desu so Cool!

This may not be the wisest headwear but it sure looks snazzy!

Line up all your friends for a python party!

Oh the simplest things can make my heart flutter and skip! I am not much of a baker, I have zero patience for making my food pretty. For me it's all about flavor. When someone cares enough to make something gorgeous and perfect, my heart goes pitter-pat.

If only every teacup came with an expectant little bear faces. Don't worry bears, I'll give you a lovely warm home in my belly where you can hang out with your friends roast chicken, potatoes and kale. It will be nice to see them again won't it?

Free the animal waffles from the cruel confines of the iron! Free them to the wide world of being eaten by something much larger than they are!

How are you standing there without a spine?!

Make sure to keep this hidden in your desk drawer until after lunch. Hungry coworkers are ruthless.