Now I'm not saying a boy can't enjoy a pink cake covered with donuts and sprinkles, but if we're gonna follow hetero-normative social gender constructs, it's pretty clear who this cake is for.

I always knew Hello Kitty was a badass. Beware the Sarlacc!

So this means the egg came first? Glad to put that one to bed.

I don't think this giant donut could bake fast enough for me. I'd just stand in front of the oven drooling saying "hurry hurry hurry!"

Geeks, you don't need to stink.

Next time I'm watching my LEGO fanatic nephew I'm gonna get my food-build on.

Because carrying a hat is far more stylish than wearing one.

Who knows what's in those Lucky Charms marshmallows anyway? Just make your own and you won't have to dig through the box for them!

That's one hell of a 'hawk, panda!

Must have!

Swans are so graceful and elegant and pretty (from a distance, let's not talk about the up-close and personal). Pastry cream is possibly one of the most delicious inventions on the planet; you could top a pizza with it and I'd dive right in. I'd like to see these floating on a little stream of champagne and it would be a perfect tableau.

Just don't let your real cat get a hold of this little guy. Under the fridge he goes!

This zebra has the punk rock mohawk that I wanted as a teenager. Zebras are so hardcore, much respect!

Though Nilla wafers are almost a perfect food on their own, I suppose I'll overlook this abomination just this once because the meta nature of dipping present cookies into future cookies is just too good.

I have to say, though it sucks to have rain in the summer, I do love the sound it makes when it patters on the dry ground for the first time in a while. Thanks for helping me celebrate, lunch!