I wonder if Mr. Fronch Toast has a Fronch accent!

This girl is guaranteed* to bring a little magic into your life.

*Not actually guaranteed.

Show the world what's going through your head 24 hours a day.

I have a bachelors in trolling and a masters in glitch gifs.

What do you think this bunny's favorite song is? You better have similar tastes in music or the relationship might sour pretty quick.

People have to lean in real close to your ears to see that these are precious macarons. Make sure it's the right people leaning in close.

This taps right into that toddler part of the brain where you want to pick up a whole pie and smash your face into it. Taking a big ol' spoon and jamming it into a jar of cake and frosting and having no regard for the mess you're inevitably going to make sounds so childishly satisfying. Where's my big spoon?

Don't be shy, hog! Let's be friends!

It's only a flesh wound!

This picnic isn't even close to being ruined.

No matter your style, be it caveman, eurotrash lothario, hapless handsome geek, all your bases are covered.

It really is aesthetically pleasing, isn't it? Science!