Jellyfish are probably one of the coolest creatures on the planet. Too bad they don't really glow in the dark.

It's important to know the parts of the fish, right? At least I know my cats will love it.

I'd like these two to march into my house in the morning and make me breakfast and then leave me to enjoy my day. Why aren't there real life breakfast fairies?

Moar brains! Less military!

My dog must approve of you before you may enter.

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My phone has now become a bear-printed, chocolate-themed chew toy.

MugiMugi says: "I'm not that good at sewing but I wanted to make this because my friend mentioned she wanted a plushie in the shape of a tophat. I hope it's cute enough. It's also wearing a teeny, tiny tophat of its own, like a sir."

I'm like a magpie, I catch a glint and I must bring it back to my nest.

Carry Nyan Cat in your purse! Nyan everywhere!

Next time I'm watching my LEGO fanatic nephew I'm gonna get my food-build on.

At first I thought this looked like the world's fanciest doorstop or something but then I started drooling and realized that my brain knew it was awesome food so why couldn't the rest of me figure it out? The only way to eat such a fancy dessert is in the tiniest nibbles possible. You have to be careful not to compromise the structural integrity of the stack.

Even if you aren't near your family, you can have a family of your own on the shelf.