The things you can do with a bag of cheap-o toys and a glue gun really are astounding.
I never think ahead to the TSA line when I'm leaving for the airport and therefore frequently have to take off my belt before going through the sensors. I need to get a couple of these and I'll have no more pants falling off!
I've had about enough with those stick figure families, it's time to show them who's boss!
This is like that delightful moment while eating cookie dough ice cream when you find the mother lode of hidden dough bits. I love a surprise cookie!
Is he grumpy because his feet don't touch the ground? Because people keep playing catch with him instead of sitting down for a civilized conversation?
Who said Kitty wasn't capable of a little of the old ultraviolence?
Sometimes there's a little inner child screaming to get out. Let it out a little. Just a little.
Just don't hold it against me if I get turned into a zombie first and go straight for you. It's ingrained at this point!
It's almost getting to be spookytime season, friends! Are you making plans already for decor and costumes?
Sweets are improved immeasurably by topping them with edible replicas of more tiny sweets. And sparkles. Really, do sparkles ever detract from anything?
You don't need a doctorate to look like the smartest person your friends have ever met, you just need a really cool lamp.