Now I just need a fancy sword to slash up all my toys.

Do you ever get a little upset that gingerbread is so hard to chew and doesn't have any alcohol in it? C'mon, admit it, during the holidays with the family sometimes you just need to get a little buzz on to survive. This buzz is festive, holiday appropriate and best of all, really pretty to look at. Thank goodness the good people at the Jelly Shot Test Kitchen are around to give us creative jiggly ideas. No shame, down the hatch!

We all know that carrying a reuseable shopping bad is essential. Might as well make it as cute as humanly possible.

I can't fathom how hard it was to spend more than 30 seconds scraping away the cream filling without just giving up and eating the whole cookie in one bite. I don't have that kind of patience.

Elegant, naughty, maybe a little dangerous, I want to smear this stuff all over me based on packaging alone!

This is like that delightful moment while eating cookie dough ice cream when you find the mother lode of hidden dough bits. I love a surprise cookie!

There's always a sad, dropped ice cream somewhere. Might as well put one to use.

Kleenex boxes are not so cute, just be careful to not blow your nose on Eeyore.

I always thought that large Lego cakes looked so fussy with all the cupcake bumps that you have to frost separately and all that. This is an ingenious solution with round candies! Let's just hope Jackson is old enough to not smash all the bits together to try and build something.

When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.

That is one tiny, balanced meal!