art etsy handmade heart sloth sulpture - 5681294592
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Could you deny a proposition from a sloth? I know I couldn't!

fleece organs Plush soft toys - 5064955904
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When's the last time you gave your lungs a hug for being so good to you?

cat felted felted wool kitty toy wool - 4447092992
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Somebody got caught in the rain! But Please don't get mad, he didn't mean to leave muddy paw prints in the carpet. Look, he's sorry okay?

cupcakes epicute girly hello kitty pink sparkles - 4702630912
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I need an excuse to throw a seriously girly party with lots of pink everythings everywhere. I want champagne and feather boas and Hello Kitty cupcakes and doilies and sprinkles. Maybe I should get some girly friends first.

can coffee cup mug spraypaint Travel - 6565928192
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You wouldn't want the pigs to know you're drinking a grande americano. They need to think you're up to no good.

doll drink ice ice cube tray ice cubes Kitchen Gadget lady russian - 3971924480
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As sad as it is to watch a little Russian doll melt in your drink, just think, you can always make more!

asian bean bun epicute panda Paste sweet - 5099434496
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As much as I hate to do this, I'm gonna have to get inside your head a bit to get at that sweet bean paste. Sorry panda, I wish it didn't have to be this way!

chocolate cupcakes epicute frosting love snickers xo - 5017807360
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Oh love, love made of chocolate. You are so lovely. And peanuts, let's not forget you in your lovely warm, roasty glory. And caramel, you are gooey and sticky and round and sweet, thank you for doing what you do. These cupcakes are for you.

buttons cereal dessert etsy robots soap - 5103339776
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Why wash your hands with a boring little nub of Ivory when you have choices like these?

elf green hat penguin Plush soft - 4224425216
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Who says Santa's little helpers have to look like humans? Maybe there's a special penguin out there who has the skills and the motivation and wants to get in on the ground floor of the jolly man's shop. We should give him a chance!

apparel cape ears hood panda pockets - 5798853376
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Little Panda Riding Hood is trying to bring mochi to grandmother's house.

cake cake balls clover epicute green mint shamrocks St Patrick's Day stick - 4499555328
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It's almost time for one of my favorite holidays, St. Patrick's Day! I'm not concerned with my Irish heritage or collecting kisses or wearing green (though I do look very nice in green). No, I'm excited about my good friend Matt's corned beef. he cures a crapload of brisket and cooks it all day, then pairs it with his amazing home made sauerkraut and mashed potatoes and soda bread and Irish cheddar and dark beer and ohhhhhhh... I better get to the gym, I'm fixing to pack on a few pounds.