Gift-givers take note! This would be the most magical present to receive! Personally I would rather have a bucket of real chicken but this comes in close second.

You want to look awesome and still have a way to wirelessly broadcast your tunes? You are now covered!

Nutter Butters are stupid delicious but not very cute. But look! You can make them into cute little fuzzy slippers and give them to your mom for Mother's Day because she deserves a fuzzy slippers break now and again. Just don't bother her by asking where all the ingredients are in the kitchen. Happy Mother's Day to all you moms!

If you think about it, Alf was pretty evil what with the threats to drink the cat's blood and all. Didn't keep me from loving him though! What was your favorite late '80s sitcom?

I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.

Toys with toys that look like them but in a different color scheme, swoon!

I suppose if you can't afford a butler to twirl your ice cream for you, an automatic cone will have to do.

When you really really really need a smoke, sharpen one of these babies up instead.

Tell your friends you hunted it yourself!

Roll that penguin over this way, would ya? I need a pal.

Watch out bunny! Exposing your soft belly like that puts you at definite risk of snorgles and squishes!

The real present here is making something jiggly that you get to share with another person! That and the strawberries and lychee hiding inside.

A perfect reward for hitting the books.