Go ahead, throw him around! He doesn't mind!

Whales have feelings too. Don't stifle them.

With enough knitted snakes you could have a Medusa-inspired scarf of softness and evil.

Tell that special someone that they're foxy! Tell that sneaky sly fox that you're onto their schemes! There's got to be a reason to send everyone a fox!

My cherry trees are blooming out front and brightening things up pretty nicely even though the blooms are weighed down with rain and drooping toward the sidewalk. It's nice to have something other than dark branches to look at while I walk around the city. These cupcakes probably taste the way the cherry blossoms make me feel.

Who wouldn't love a pillow with their family on it? Amazing gift to pass down through generations!

Rain doesn't have to bring you down, it can brighten you up!

Some parties are so great, even the cake wears a hat.

Let's start a new trend of playdates for adults where we go over to each other's houses and play with toys and bring home a little bag of treats! Mini bottles of booze, perhaps?

I'm not stoked about filling this sweet kitty with a bunch of pins like a voodoo doll. Someone buy it and save it from such a brutal fate!

If you need glasses as bad as I do, you know how you can come to resent people who only wear them for fashion. Just give them a necklace. Posers.