Imaginary toy bears also need to start the day with a balanced breakfast!

Someone has spent hours and hours weeding and hoeing and tilling the earth to make sure that Cristin has a wholesome and lovely birthday. Those are some seriously well maintained crops!

No more excuses for not doing something special for a loved one if you don't bake! All you need is some bread, a jar of Nutella and a little creativity and you can brighten anyone's day. I'm inspired for sure!

There's no excuse for not wearing awesome socks. Unless you're wearing sandals. Dear god.

Now you can wear ceiling cat all the time and he will watch you do every little thing.

I love that this comes with it's own little stand!

I thought I'd seen everything, then someone went and crocheted old plastic bags into fruit decorations. NOW I've seen everything.

The old lords are so soft and roomy!

something about the holidays inspires us to gruesomely eat our beloved favorite characters. Rudolph, your time has come. Thank you for serving us so well all these years and again for the last time on my plate. OM NOM NOM.

I'd love to see a swarm of eggy bees flying around my flowers. I wouldn't be afraid of being stung, but they might be afraid of me catching them and eating them all. It shouldn't be to hard, those little wings don't look strong enough to keep them aloft for long.

The most recent note from my supervisor about current benefits open enrollment was so adorable it deserves a place of honor in my special heart clip.

Your mouse resents your opulent decor, treat it to its own rug.

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Pick your poison, pal.

All the birds in my yard have been dancing the two step and wearing tight, high waisted blue jeans. I think they're trying to tell me they want this house.