I've never been any good with actual yarn, perhaps I could master the art of icing crocheting in time for my cats and dogs to have babies. Wait, they're not having babies! WHO WILL I BE GRANNY FOR?

Awww what a widdle sweety! Who wants kisses?

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I'd like to see how all my clothes look on someone with a tiny head and a rail thin body.

Sometimes birds just yearn for the open road without spreading their little wings, you know?

I certainly don't need any extra clouds in my life right now, but if I did, I'd know where to get them.

Look out, Red! The wolf is RIGHT THERE!

Sometimes you're just too sick to stand up and fetch yourself a tissue.

Available at: The Purple Shurmple http://www.etsy.com/listing/48535772/strawberry-cream-sandwich-necklace ($13)