Bunny, you're made to give me tea, you don't have to act so put out about it!
Until cats can talk, this will have to do.
I've got summer fever! Let's go lay on towels and try not to get sand in our food and shoo bees away from our soda cans!
This clever cake is a perfect trap for a leprechaun! He'll fall for it every time. Also, there's a surprise! Hidden rainbow!!!
Rilakkuma And Kamonohashikamo will help you remember which contact goes in which eye. And once you can see them again they'll brighten up your morning!
I hope this little guy doesn't get all squirmy and squealy when you tuck him under your arm to go out for coffee.
In my house we are super class and always have a bottle of cheap, barely potable sparkling wine around. Do you think giant cork furniture will make us even classier?
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You can only use them when you really really need them.
I suck at baking, maybe having Kitty around to shout reminders at me will help.
Having an astrology themed party? Pick your favorite constellation!
I skinned it myself in my cold weather bikini. This old thing would never do on Hoth.
You can't get along for five minutes without a vampire reference? Here you go!
Available at: Cute Designs http://www.etsy.com/listing/55741445/amigurumi-candy-corn ($9 each)
Though not as cool and refreshing as an actual ice cream cone, these macarons are probably the most sophisticated ice cream cones you can get.
Turn your next meal into a shark attack