Oink oink little piggie! I'm glad to see this piggie Nutella sandwich is pretty small because I would feel like a real fat piggie if it were a giant Nutella sandwich. Chocolate overload! Oink oink!

I'd like these two to march into my house in the morning and make me breakfast and then leave me to enjoy my day. Why aren't there real life breakfast fairies?

Ever wonder what Saturn tastes like? How about Jupiter? These chocolate planets are about as close as you're going to get.

I demand centerpieces with hidden presents at every dinner party forever!

Don't have any friends? Thanks to these stickers, everything is your friend. Oh cream pitcher, I'm so very very lonely.

Cute enough to eat, eh?

Where's his tiny white russian?

Because, like Hello Kitty, we need to be able to buy every household good shaped as a TARDIS.

Cupcakes, carrots, dirt, it can all be a work of art. Just frame it in pretzels and I'll eat all the art you throw at me.