Don't have any friends? Thanks to these stickers, everything is your friend. Oh cream pitcher, I'm so very very lonely.

This chocolate cake is rich, decadent, nearly brownie-like in texture and totally inching its way toward my mouth, I swear. I'm not sure what happened; I went from not liking sweets at all to eating two whole brownies this last weekend. Someone who likes chocolate took over my body for a minute and it's freaking me out. But man oh man were those brownies delicious!

Hey butterfly, fly a little closer to my mouth, I wanna nibble your wing.

This guitar should come with a contract you have to sign stating that you're only allowed to play the sweetest love songs on its strings.

Someone buy me this. I don't care that it's only 50 degrees outside!

The kits for decorating your own miniature pastries and fake edible goodies is finally available! Just think of all the amazing sparkly donuts and bejewelled cupcakes you could create!

Just try to name a single breakfast food that can't be made in the shape of Hello Kitty's head. Bet you can't!

Can you get into the level of shenanigans that are Finn's every waking moment? Only one way to find out!

I always felt my rude gestures could use a bit of class.

I'd be impressed if someone could develop seeds that grow sugar flowers from chocolate. Scientists, get on that!

Available at: TNZ Sculptures http://www.etsy.com/listing/58680756/hot-dog-dachshund-miniature-sculpture ($9 each)

Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.

I would gladly be a cookie in my next life if it meant I got to roll around in a bed of sugar.

I've never really wanted to eat a cup of frosting before. Here's proof that my mind can be changed after all!