Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.

Starting November 1, New Zealand will be putting The Hobbit on their stamps and money. Ian McKellen is delighted by the concept, saying "to put Gandalf on these splendiferous coins is a wizard idea."

We see what you did there, Sir Ian. The coins are not only highly collectible, they're also legal tender. It's all about the Bagginses, baby.

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

There's no shame in having all sorts of cute surprises hanging out of your hair.

Do you LOVE salad? Then show that poor salad how you feel!

Santa's gonna love you! You might even get extra presents!

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