My beer was the little pink dude. No, wait, it was green. Damn!

Clearly someone is welcoming a new little girl into the world here. The matryoshka cookies especially look so motherly and nurturing. They'll take extra good care of a new mother with their iced sweetness. Plenty of my friends have kids but I can easily say that none of them have had such expertly made adorable treats at a shower. Up the ante, friends!

Does this automatically embroider Hello Kitty onto everything I sew? No? Take it back!

Now that Santa's work is done, he's heading back to the North Pole to sip some peppermint schnapps and take his boots off by the fire. Maybe the reindeer will get some extra carrots and the elves will get a week at a spa. But before you know it, work starts up again. Gotta get that naughty and nice list going.

Who said you can't be cute while you hit the greens?

I don't think you're going to get a real prince by kissing this guy, but he seems like less of a hassle than royalty anyway.

They haven't grown their pokey bits yet, they're safe to cuddle.