I think I've had this exact dream.
I love the voltage. It's so bad.
Forget "Game of Thrones," where's this series, HBO?
Careful with that thing. You'll put your... oh.
You think darkness could weave this guy some pants?
Biplanes vs. dragons? I think I know how this book ends.
So hot it burns even in the vacuum of space.
Wonder what the invisible woman said to make the robot so angry.
The dragon looks more flirty than frightening. "Hey. I notice you hang out in swamps. I hang out in swamps too."
This cover makes exactly as much sense as the tagline.
Old Man Yells at Cloud.
They've returned with a miniature green Giorgio Tsoukalos.
I guess Hoggle was hard up for work after helping Sarah through the Labyrinth.
It's like he's apologizing for the quality of the cover art.
"Wait, wait! Please just stick around, I promise it's much better than this cover implies. In fact, I'm pretty sure whatever the hell's going on here isn't even in the book."