You'd think anyone going to Venus would pack more than a single pair of tighty-whities. Or maybe we should be thankful he remembered that much.
When designing your book cover, you should probably hire someone other than a 13-year-old with a pirated copy of Photoshop.
"So... which one's the title?"
Bad Joke Eel makes his literary debut!
I think most of us would be okay with these guys taking over the world. "Who's going to rule over all of existence? Yes you are! Yes you are!"
Babby! What are you doing with lightsaber? You are not a Jedi, you don't even have a Padawan braid.
I love the voltage. It's so bad.
"Hey, buddy. Do ya mind? You're kinda ruining the moment here."
Nothing impresses a lady on a first date like destroying a planet.
Or a giant preying mantis. Same thing, really.
Can't tell if the title, or the image is more disgusting.
I'm not comfortable with this happening even once in time.
Can't tell if book or graphics card demo from the late '90s.