wtf

Oh, the days when a man had to make his own pr0n.

"Ugh, really dude? You're gonna use a shiv? You're an anthropomorphic wolf for crying out loud!"

My one weakness! Being buried in sand!

We haven't quite worked out the kinks of mounted combat on this horse-lizard planet.

Now wandering in search of eye bleach.

Well that's just cheating. You can't phase through a maze like that.

Who turned out the lights?

No exceptions.

Truly the face of savage vengeance.

Yeah, I'm thinking it can stay buried.

Forget "Game of Thrones," where's this series, HBO?

"Inexplicable" is definitely the word I would use here.

I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody.

I'd hate to see how the first experiment turned out.

Well yes, I thought that was the whole point.