"It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios."
Hell breaking loose can't possibly be any worse than this cover art.
Who turned out the lights?
Yeah, I'm thinking it can stay buried.
The unicorn has the face of someone wondering just how the hell their life came to this.
Yo world, I heard you desire people. So we put people in your people so you can desire while you desire.
We haven't quite worked out the kinks of mounted combat on this horse-lizard planet.
Nice try with the arrow, but no one's buying it.
Robot opera is so bad you don't think about getting dressed. You just run.
At least this book's up front about it.
"Alas, poor Yorrick! I knew him... wait, who is this?"
"Hey! A little help? I promise, my bark is worse than my bite! Ha ha! Sorry, just a little tree humor there. Seriously though, this is really quite painful!"
I would make fun of the title for being generic, but given the placement of that laser, it's probably the most accurate and descriptive title we've seen so far.
I guess Hoggle was hard up for work after helping Sarah through the Labyrinth.
Uh... kid, that's not how you hold a sword. Good way to lose a hand though.