"Got the gun and not hanging upside down. Everything's coming up grey dude."
If Kansas was filled with ice spikes and tentacle monsters, I'd hate it too.
There isn't one part of this cover, not even the title, that doesn't make me uncomfortable.
Cyborgs take alligator wrestling very seriously.
Remember, when you go mountain climbing, make sure to always pack essential items. Pants, for example.
All hopes for diplomacy were lost when the ensign tried greet the creature in lolspeak.
(Brent Spiner, Star Trek)
"Oh what a world, what a world!"
"Really? I'm a flying dude in a leotard with f**king wings and antennae and I don't buy this robot."
Buttercup's trip to Japan?
There must be a rule that the better/more important a science fiction author you are, the worse the cover art for your books has to be.
The former U.S. Presidents in clown makeup are always watching you. Always.
Someone's taking their Tank Girk fandom a little too seriously.
Can't tell if the title, or the image is more disgusting.
Can't tell if trying to get away, or thinks laser gun is really cool.