Never before have I been so thankful that a book has won a Hugo award.
There really is no privacy in fantasy, is there?
Nice try with the arrow, but no one's buying it.
I can't stand backseat drivers.
Even the snake doesn't know what to make of any of this.
I guess Hoggle was hard up for work after helping Sarah through the Labyrinth.
I can't look at this cover without imagining him going, "Wheeeeeeeee!"
Also the lords of terrible CGI.
Is it just me, or do the women look kind of... unimpressed?
Old Man Yells at Cloud.
The dragon looks more flirty than frightening. "Hey. I notice you hang out in swamps. I hang out in swamps too."
...lose our top if we don't retie it?
"So... which one's the title?"
I'm thinking this is one of those stories of my life I'd rather not remember.
Because nothing says nightmare like chiseled abs and unicorns.
I'm not saying this suit is impractical, but I fell on my back and rocked myself to sleep trying to get back up.