...whether nekkid tiger riding was a good idea? I'm gonna have to say probably not, no.
Sounds exactly like a recurring nightmare of mine.
When designing your book cover, you should probably hire someone other than a 13-year-old with a pirated copy of Photoshop.
"I'm in a glass pyramid of emotion!"
Starring Nicolas Cage as the cat.
Run, Frank! It's a Muppet!
"Alas, poor Yorrick! I knew him... wait, who is this?"
Robot opera is so bad you don't think about getting dressed. You just run.
Giant insects trying to get at your drink must be a fairly common occurrence in this bar. The people look more annoyed than anything.
Oh hey, it's J.J. Abrams's birth video!
This looks about as awkward as my family's Christmas.
Babby! What are you doing with lightsaber? You are not a Jedi, you don't even have a Padawan braid.
Doesn't matter had snu-snu.
"Ha, I fooled you all! What you thought was my fist was actually a piece of cardboard the entire time! Ha ha ha ha!"
I can't tell what's more WTF, the cover art, the title, or the fact that somebody thought of this, and somebody else agreed to publish it.