"So... which one's the title?"
I knew giving cosmic beings habanero peppers was a mistake.
Um... Thanks for this, Japan. Whatever it is.
(Lord of the Rings)
Run, Frank! It's a Muppet!
Okay, I'm willing to accept the two-tusked elephant that can fire a gun, but that is not how mirrors work.
Is Reepicheep hitting on me? Well, we are at sea I guess.
Is Han Solo gonna kill Rory? Again?
"Really? I'm a flying dude in a leotard with f**king wings and antennae and I don't buy this robot."
Let's hope horses are as badass in this series as they are in "Skyrim."
Today I learned moon people are really bad at holding onto ladders.
This cover makes exactly as much sense as the tagline.
Arguing with a giant reptile monster? Probably not the smartest idea.
I don't want to live in this universe anymore.
Love is surprisingly terrifying
Remember, when you go mountain climbing, make sure to always pack essential items. Pants, for example.