Giant insects trying to get at your drink must be a fairly common occurrence in this bar. The people look more annoyed than anything.
"No Death, we need to be in this lane. I don't care if you know a 'shortcut.'"
The long lost sequel to Seaman?
Yeah, just stick him in a plastic bag. Works for goldfish at the fair, right?
Kid, you're supposed to block the ice dragon's breath with a shield, not your hand.
He's our only hope for survival? We're doomed.
I was completely on board with this cover until the dog showed up.
K-9! You look... different!
My money's on death. By snu snu!
"We can has demon train?"
"Yeah, one question. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the raw adventure, but uh...could I get some pants?"
Because nothing says nightmare like chiseled abs and unicorns.
I'm no laser gun expert, but I'm pretty sure you're supposed to aim at something. Not just nonchalantly fire in random directions.
You know you have a bad cover when it looks like it would be more at home in the 1970s pr0n section.