I'm no laser gun expert, but I'm pretty sure you're supposed to aim at something. Not just nonchalantly fire in random directions.
Knobil was no hero. In fact, he rode endangered species for fun. Knobil was kind of a jerk.
Babby! What are you doing with lightsaber? You are not a Jedi, you don't even have a Padawan braid.
Jim C. Hines is a fantasy author who once reenacted some female poses from fantasy novel covers. Now he's trying out some men's poses from fantasy and romance novels.
So it's like Thor?
"Inexplicable" is definitely the word I would use here.
My money's on death. By snu snu!
Yes, this entire series is as messed up and crazy and wonderfully silly as the cover implies.
We haven't quite worked out the kinks of mounted combat on this horse-lizard planet.
"That'll teach you to throw apples at Dorothy!"
Women may be changing into these strange hairy things, but at least we'll always have maracas.
Why is the book cover making me question my masculinity?
The dragon looks more flirty than frightening. "Hey. I notice you hang out in swamps. I hang out in swamps too."
The Tamer would probably be a bit more comfortable with his job if the green dude would put on some pants.
"What do you think, horse-giraffe-punk-elf? Shall we go to Bilbabalbabul?"
"Nah. Those people are weird."