"You... you see her too, right?"
How is she even balancing right now?
I think I've had this exact dream.
Yeah, warp speed collisions will do that to you.
Kid, you're supposed to block the ice dragon's breath with a shield, not your hand.
People don't mind a giant half-head puking all over them if it's rainbow-colored.
"So... which one's the title?"
"Oh what a world, what a world!"
Or a giant preying mantis. Same thing, really.
So... do those vibrate? Just asking. For a friend.
Sounds like the scariest book ever written.
"I forgot to tell you about my chastity belt. It's an Everlast."
So hot it burns even in the vacuum of space.
"I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Lolcatman!"
In the future, glass makes people forget how to run.
Women may be changing into these strange hairy things, but at least we'll always have maracas.