Also the lords of terrible CGI.
French Bilbo is sassy!
"If we all just ignore it, maybe it'll go away."
I'm no laser gun expert, but I'm pretty sure you're supposed to aim at something. Not just nonchalantly fire in random directions.
Run, Frank! It's a Muppet!
Well, if you didn't want the android going on a rampage, maybe you should have given him some pants.
"I've got my eye on you, wall."
"Oh what a world, what a world!"
"I forgot to tell you about my chastity belt. It's an Everlast."
At least this book's up front about it.
Didn't even know it was possible to look so uninterested in hurling spells at giant blue lizards.
I suggest a new strategy, tiny chess-playing dude. Let the dragon win.
Yeah... winners. Just keep telling yourself that.
Man, I didn't know the Atari 800 computers could time travel. Knew I shouldn't have gotten the Tandy.
The last two alive won't stay alive for long if they don't get some better restraints than a door handle.
Yo world, I heard you desire people. So we put people in your people so you can desire while you desire.