This is what they should have done for Titanic 3D
"Four legs? What the hell is that?"
"Pink shirt? What the hell is that?
What do you have to teach us today, Mr. Cl-AAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
We get it Bill, this experiment's important. No need to get all dramatic about it.
"So... which one's the title?"
Hell seems like my kind of place.
"No, on second thought let's not invade Camelot. 'Tis a silly place."
"You can't even begin to imagine what's happened..."
One hell of a party?
These guys are trying conquer the worlds through interpretive dance!
"It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios."
Entropy means swinging a dagger at robots in your underwear?
"If we all just ignore it, maybe it'll go away."
Even in the future, when amazing and unbelievable stuff is happening right in front of us, we can't stop looking at our phones. Our futuristic corded phones.
So Sheen is the giant rat? Accurate.
He's our only hope for survival? We're doomed.
"Oh, uh... this? The cat did it?"