Because if there's any part of your body that doesn't need protection, it's your chest.
In the future, glass makes people forget how to run.
Even the snake doesn't know what to make of any of this.
You know, I think I still prefer David Bowie over the rooster-bear having an existential crisis.
Cool, I used to watch this show all the time! Don't remember this act though.
Man, I didn't know the Atari 800 computers could time travel. Knew I shouldn't have gotten the Tandy.
I'd hate to see how the first experiment turned out.
Kid, you're supposed to block the ice dragon's breath with a shield, not your hand.
That is the face of determination. Nothing can stop him. He will see Baal's rack.
Can't tell if the title, or the image is more disgusting.
So Sheen is the giant rat? Accurate.
This is what they should have done for Titanic 3D
If Kansas was filled with ice spikes and tentacle monsters, I'd hate it too.
This looks less like a badass sci-fi hero, and more like a guy who tried to cosplay as the badass sci-fi hero at the last minute.
Starring Nicolas Cage as the cat.
"I can't put my arms down!"
"Well... put your arms down when you get to space."