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"If we all just ignore it, maybe it'll go away."

Robot opera is so bad you don't think about getting dressed. You just run.

The Super Soaker XP750! Wetter is Better!

Forget "Game of Thrones," where's this series, HBO?

"Inexplicable" is definitely the word I would use here.

"It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios."

"Got the gun and not hanging upside down. Everything's coming up grey dude."

Hey, Ben Affleck's in this one!

Even the main character isn't sure he wants to be a part of whatever's going on here.

"We can has demon train?"

Animal fact: when threatened by dinosaurs, horses will perform a complex ballet number, usually something from "Swan Lake," to defend themselves.

What? I don't even...WHAT?

No one could possibly live on that frozen planet, but apparently a giant orange tentacled thing can live in the vacuum of space next to it?

Can't be much of an assassin. I'm pretty sure I'd see this guy coming.

Mustachioed snake demon just wants to compliment the lady on her lovely dress.

Entropy means swinging a dagger at robots in your underwear?