book covers

Armed with a witch's greatest weakness: a hairdryer!

Someone's a little too excited about this naked sun.

Can't be much of an assassin. I'm pretty sure I'd see this guy coming.

A title so awesome even the space cops attack it out of fear.

"I'm in a glass pyramid of emotion!"

Starring Nicolas Cage as the cat.

Yeah, warp speed collisions will do that to you.

You know, I'm pretty sure there's a special shampoo that'll clear them right up.

I was completely on board with this cover until the dog showed up.

This looks about as awkward as my family's Christmas.

Remember, when you go mountain climbing, make sure to always pack essential items. Pants, for example.

For a real funny image, imagine that dragon trying to put that body armor on.

That's the exact face the author made when he saw this cover.

Women may be changing into these strange hairy things, but at least we'll always have maracas.

Arguing with a giant reptile monster? Probably not the smartest idea.

Careful with that thing. You'll put your... oh.