book covers

I would make fun of the title for being generic, but given the placement of that laser, it's probably the most accurate and descriptive title we've seen so far.

The long lost sequel to Seaman?

The former U.S. Presidents in clown makeup are always watching you. Always.

There isn't one part of this cover, not even the title, that doesn't make me uncomfortable.

Four-armed man really really hates department store mannequins.

Remember, subtlety is important when checking out a lady's backside.

"Hey, Hey! No! Hand's off the belt!"

Give a rocket eyes and it already wishes it could unsee something.

Giant skyscrapers that can be seen from orbit? Sounds pretty un-hidden to me.

"B*tch I'm fabulous!"

A title so awesome even the space cops attack it out of fear.

You know what? Never mind. I don't think I want to know.

A dude punching robots with his bare hands? I'm sold.

Yeah... laughs. This might just be the scariest cover we've ever posted.

Run, Frank! It's a Muppet!