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No daughter of Earth's is going out dressed like that! Now come back here and put some real clothes on, young lady.

K-9! You look... different!

I think I get the main thrust of the story.

I would complain that the last thing we need is a longer "Twilight," but this looks a million times better.

She looks genuinely disgusted by the robot. I can't say I blame her.

Didn't even know it was possible to look so uninterested in hurling spells at giant blue lizards.

"The man they had rejected came back to rule the new Nuclear Age" ...as a giant floating head.

I didn't think it was possible to be bored by a group of scantily clad space-women abducting you while a giant green cat watches with a creepy amount of interest.

You know, I think I still prefer David Bowie over the rooster-bear having an existential crisis.

Kid, you're supposed to block the ice dragon's breath with a shield, not your hand.

Also the lords of terrible CGI.

Yo world, I heard you desire people. So we put people in your people so you can desire while you desire.

Given the shape the woman's spine is in, isn't it possible the robot's just rushing her to the hospital? Also, hehe knob heads.

And the extra point is good!

Man, I didn't know the Atari 800 computers could time travel. Knew I shouldn't have gotten the Tandy.

"No! Flute music? That does not rock!"