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I'm not saying this suit is impractical, but I fell on my back and rocked myself to sleep trying to get back up.

On a train this slow, you have to do something to pass the time. They chose interpretive dance in space.

Yeah, just stick him in a plastic bag. Works for goldfish at the fair, right?

I don't think I'd be able to take Big Brother seriously if everyone dressed like this.

Even the snake doesn't know what to make of any of this.

"Yes I am riding an anthropomorphic bull while a winged ninja turtle chases me. You want to make something of it?"

If this is what martians look like, I'm not surprised their population has dwindled to one.

Remember, subtlety is important when checking out a lady's backside.

Arguing with a giant reptile monster? Probably not the smartest idea.

Also the lords of terrible CGI.

Hey, Ben Affleck's in this one!

"I'm in a glass pyramid of emotion!"

My one weakness! Being buried in sand!

Giant insects trying to get at your drink must be a fairly common occurrence in this bar. The people look more annoyed than anything.

Can't tell if book or graphics card demo from the late '90s.

"Hey, guys? A little help here? I think I really messed up my back!"