book covers

"Why are you pulling to the side? Come on guys, I feel like I'm doing all the work here!"

Also, how do those butterfly wings on the mermaid hold up under water?

I knew giving cosmic beings habanero peppers was a mistake.

Can't be much of an assassin. I'm pretty sure I'd see this guy coming.

The most important game of pool ever played!

Okay, I'm willing to accept the two-trunked elephant that can fire a gun, but that is not how mirrors work.

The unicorn has the face of someone wondering just how the hell their life came to this.

I can't tell what's more WTF, the cover art, the title, or the fact that somebody thought of this, and somebody else agreed to publish it.

Sounds exactly like a recurring nightmare of mine.