book covers

Nothing impresses a lady on a first date like destroying a planet.

Space-ninjas take littering very seriously.

So Sheen is the giant rat? Accurate.

Giant skyscrapers that can be seen from orbit? Sounds pretty un-hidden to me.

"The man they had rejected came back to rule the new Nuclear Age" ...as a giant floating head.

The floating disembodied head is the least confusing thing about this cover, and even he doesn't know what the f**k.

"Hey, guys? A little help here? I think I really messed up my back!"

Can't tell if trying to get away, or thinks laser gun is really cool.

This is what they should have done for Titanic 3D

In the future, glass makes people forget how to run.

"I'm in a glass pyramid of emotion!"

"Inexplicable" is definitely the word I would use here.

Yes, this entire series is as messed up and crazy and wonderfully silly as the cover implies.

Hawkman's attempt to rescue the prisoners with the power of music was delayed when he found the only signal his portable radio could pick up all the way out here was a faint country music station.

If Kansas was filled with ice spikes and tentacle monsters, I'd hate it too.

Forget "Game of Thrones," where's this series, HBO?