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Entropy means swinging a dagger at robots in your underwear?

I can't stand backseat drivers.

Run, Frank! It's a Muppet!

This looks about as awkward as my family's Christmas.

Nice try with the arrow, but no one's buying it.

Someone's a little too excited about this naked sun.

Given the shape the woman's spine is in, isn't it possible the robot's just rushing her to the hospital? Also, hehe knob heads.

Giant skyscrapers that can be seen from orbit? Sounds pretty un-hidden to me.

Can't be much of an assassin. I'm pretty sure I'd see this guy coming.

"Oh, Lionel Richie. Our's is a love that can never be."

Can't tell if trying to get away, or thinks laser gun is really cool.

Knobil was no hero. In fact, he rode endangered species for fun. Knobil was kind of a jerk.

Iron Man's derpy cousin?

...lose our top if we don't retie it?

I'm not saying this suit is impractical, but I fell on my back and rocked myself to sleep trying to get back up.

Yeah, I'm thinking it can stay buried.