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The cherubs were an impressive touch...until King Fluffy's natural instincts tragically kicked in.

Aren't I a little young for an "arranged marriage," Mother? Hush, child. He's even younger THAN YOU. But his diaper isn't the only thing that's LOADED...

I lash my coif hither and thither. Lash it propitiously.

No, in point of fact, this is a dubstep piece and I'll not have you calling it "house" in my presence again!

On this day in 1801, Thomas Jefferson is elected the third president of the United States. The election constitutes the first peaceful transfer of power from one political party to another in the United States.

By 1800, when he decided to run for president, Thomas Jefferson possessed impressive political credentials and was well-suited to the presidency. In addition to drafting the Declaration of Independence, Jefferson had served in two Continental Congresses, as minister to France, as secre

Did you really just fart in my general direction?

My son went to the Spice Islands and all I got was this lousy pepper-mill.

They grow up so fast.

Thy Direct TV bill has a $35.00 charge for " Ladies Figgy Pudding Wrestling" -gulp-

It's been a whole 5 minutes and no one has 'liked' my status!

Josiah Slick. Lead singer for Jefferson Horse Buggy.