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George Washington: Oh, he went through "a phase" just like everybody else!

If only I hadst but placed a silver circlet upon her finger, for verily did I enjoy it.

A "D" in European History?... Seriously?

AIR-PIANO never quite caught on like its Air-Guitar counterpart

NAY, HE IS INCAPABLE OF DECIPHERING MY GAMBLING VISAGE.

Not Now, Death I'm Painting

IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE SO, I'LL KEEP THIS

ENJOYING A LEISURELY CARRIAGE RIDE DOWN THE LANE, INHALING HEMP SMOKE AND IMBIBING A COCKTAIL OF LONDON GIN AND CIDER EXUDING A CAVALIER ATTITUDE WHILST MAINTAINING MY FINANCIAL PORTFOLIO IN THE FOREFRONT OF MY CONSCIOUSNESS

Aren't I a little young for an "arranged marriage," Mother? Hush, child. He's even younger THAN YOU. But his diaper isn't the only thing that's LOADED...