Is this Jesus-y enough?
Pantaloons on the pavement. Pantaloons on the pavement. Thou resemblest an idiot with thy pantaloons on the pavement.
You've been gone in the Crusades a long time. I should warn you. Mama got fat. And remarried. And rich. And hired someone to kill you. And we no longer bear your name. But...WELCOME HOME, DADDY!
TECHNOLOGY CORRUPTS FAITH.
Did you really just fart in my general direction?
I asked for a daiquiri, not a margarita... ...sigh. #firstworldproblems
CALL OF DUTY 10th Prestige
Thou Art Irate Brother?
Relax! Nobody looks good in their driver's license portrait!