If only I hadst but placed a silver circlet upon her finger, for verily did I enjoy it.
Shhh! They think I'm a Rembrandt!
I REMEMBER WHEN LOL meant little old lady.
"OH...YOU SAID YOU WANTED A CUCKOO CLOCK?" "MY BAD. I'LL PUT MY PANTS BACK ON AND LEAVE..."
UNIVERSAL GRAVITATION like my naturally curly hair, it's basically magic
His first act as King was to change the name of his country from "Couldnteatanotherbiteland" to: "Hungary"