Shhh! They think I'm a Rembrandt!
The Language of the Anglo-Saxons ART THOU FLUENT?!!
By the time you get there... you won't be struttin' that ass!!!
Context for anyone who doesn't get it, but language is not safe for work so watch at your own risk: Struttin.
Is this Jesus-y enough?
If thou pissest me off mine ferret shall bloodie thy nuggets....
Did you really just fart in my general direction?
Up until now there has only been a single known photograph of beloved poet Emily Dickinson. This might be the second! That's allegedly her on the right! Excite!