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See this foot? I haven't washed it in a year! I confess! I'm a heretic! Take it away!

DIARRHEA all Ponce de Leon got from the fountain of youth.

Reginald Witherspoon III was an expert in Vulcan gang signs

That she doth desire the coin in a suitor's purse, I say thee nay... but she holds no discourse with destitute gentlemen.

So long, and thanks for all the breast milk!

On March 19, 1687, Robert de La Salle was murdered by Pierre Duhaut during a mutiny while searching for the mouth of the Mississippi River.

La Salle left France in 1864 with four ships and 300 colonists in an attempt to establish a French colony on the Gulf of Mexico, at the mouth of the Mississippi River. However, the journey was ill-fated and plagued by pirates, hostile natives and poor navigation almost from the beginning.

After running one of his final ships aground near Navasota, Tex

O RALEIGH?

UP THE CREEK WITHOUT A POODLE.