My hand was not in my pantaloons!
AIR-PIANO never quite caught on like its Air-Guitar counterpart
FRILLED TO MEET YOU
Breaking News - Sir Ben Kingsley is a vampire!!
It is terribly irksome that people cannot figure out how to use "thee" and "thine" properly. Do not trouble yourself. In 400 years, they won't know the difference between "your" and "you're" either.
Thousand year empire lasts only 13 years. Challenge accepted.
The Language of the Anglo-Saxons ART THOU FLUENT?!!
If only I hadst but placed a silver circlet upon her finger, for verily did I enjoy it.