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"Wanted: woman with no clue how to wear hats." sigh, yet another job i'm not qualified for.

Scurrilous hooligans! Remove thy personages from my cultivated residential grass posthaste!

ROBESPIERRE: There's nothing like putting on the bunny slippers after a long day of beheadings.

The Antiques Roadshow 1540 what about this bowl? What about my monocle?! What about my lute?

No, in point of fact, this is a dubstep piece and I'll not have you calling it "house" in my presence again!

Up until now there has only been a single known photograph of beloved poet Emily Dickinson. This might be the second! That's allegedly her on the right! Excite!

Does Thou Have Thine Pass to the Blunderbuss Exposistion

Dread Pirate Roberts? Pshaw!

Relax! Nobody looks good in their driver's license portrait!

I trained him to kill on command.

Two wenches One goblet