You've been gone in the Crusades a long time. I should warn you. Mama got fat. And remarried. And rich. And hired someone to kill you. And we no longer bear your name. But...WELCOME HOME, DADDY!
The Collar of Avoidance. Very popular during THOSE days.
"He called ME a churlish clapper-clawed dewberry?!" "The nerve of that villainous ill-breeding bum-bailey!"
Psst! You see that hot chick over there? She's married. Do me a solid and make her single.
Hail thee well Wenches For thy Party commences right here.... ....in my Breeches
They see me strollin' They hatin'
Between 2 evils...I always pick the one I never tried before!
I've got to find a new skin cream.