You've been gone in the Crusades a long time. I should warn you. Mama got fat. And remarried. And rich. And hired someone to kill you. And we no longer bear your name. But...WELCOME HOME, DADDY!
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"He called ME a churlish clapper-clawed dewberry?!" "The nerve of that villainous ill-breeding bum-bailey!"
Psst! You see that hot chick over there? She's married. Do me a solid and make her single.
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Hail thee well Wenches For thy Party commences right here.... ....in my Breeches
Between 2 evils...I always pick the one I never tried before!
