portrait

In Tsarist Russia globe invades you

Go forth and pwn noobs.

O RALEIGH?

Roxanne it is not incumbent upon thee to illumine the rufescent beacon.

Does Thou Have Thine Pass to the Blunderbuss Exposistion

Shhh! They think I'm a Rembrandt!

The cherubs were an impressive touch...until King Fluffy's natural instincts tragically kicked in.

MY CHAMBER IS NEARBY CARE TO JOIN ME IN THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS?

"Vini Vidi Venti" I came, I saw, I ordered the large coffee at Starbucks.

It is as if the more financial security one accumulates, the more dissension one encounters.

Continue to play that fashionable piece, Caucasian male.