Did you really just fart in my general direction?
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By Unknown
My sincerest apologies, but thine royal heiress dwells in a differing stone fortress!
I'm Vlad to see you!
It is terribly irksome that people cannot figure out how to use "thee" and "thine" properly. Do not trouble yourself. In 400 years, they won't know the difference between "your" and "you're" either.
Verily, my excrement doth have no discernible odor.
