Remember.....Your body is a temple, not a theme park...
You're a little short for a stormtrooper.
Just gotta pretend to be straight for a few more weeks...
Until the very end of the war, it was a well-kept secret that Nazis shrunk if washed in hot water.
Oh THAT one... National Spelling Bee 1941!
NO, BUT SERIOUSLY CHE... I think your face would look good on T-shirts worn by college slackers.
MINESWEEPING has come a long way