So... George IS short for Georgina, right?
HOW TO MEET AN EX FOR LUNCH
MINESWEEPING has come a long way
Until the very end of the war, it was a well-kept secret that Nazis shrunk if washed in hot water.
The Army drives tanks into battle.. ...Marines carry them
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges
Beggin' your pardon sir, but if we're all dressed differently, exactly why is it called a uniform?
"Do a barrel roll," they said. "It will be quite enjoyable," they said.
yes dear the ladies at the uso annex do their best to provide the comforts of home but its not the same
Wait, everybody, stop! Time out! We need to clean up that broken glass before somebody cuts himself!
You're a little short for a stormtrooper.
Struttin' that ass.
NO, BUT SERIOUSLY CHE... I think your face would look good on T-shirts worn by college slackers.
Stand back I was a paper-boy!
A common military tactic: the booby trap.
Okay, okay- I'll sign the pay raise forms