military

and I want this entire terrace lined with rows of geraniums

"War with Germany ends in victory, victory leads to peace ... Sometimes ... Sometimes not!!"

Thankfully, Nazi attempts to raise the Ghost Rider were unsuccessful.

Incoming message from Hogwarts, Sir Looks important

SEEMS LEGIT

OK I may have slept with your wives.

Okay, okay- I'll sign the pay raise forms

Iron Curtain Mouseketeers circa 1947.

Each medal represents a night I didn't wet the bed

Why yes, the only difference between the Army and a Circus IS the number of tents.

Tell me, vas ist der Colonel's secret recipe!