military

Remember.....Your body is a temple, not a theme park...

Tell me, vas ist der Colonel's secret recipe!

and I want this entire terrace lined with rows of geraniums

Wait, everybody, stop! Time out! We need to clean up that broken glass before somebody cuts himself!

yes dear the ladies at the uso annex do their best to provide the comforts of home but its not the same

Struttin' that ass.

"War with Germany ends in victory, victory leads to peace ... Sometimes ... Sometimes not!!"

Ve Haff vays to make you Squawk!!

All I said was NO MORE BOOZE and all hell broke loose...

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges

5 minutes...I was gone for 5 minutes.

Everyone likes MadLibs.

A common military tactic: the booby trap.