NO, BUT SERIOUSLY CHE... I think your face would look good on T-shirts worn by college slackers.
and I want this entire terrace lined with rows of geraniums
Why yes, the only difference between the Army and a Circus IS the number of tents.
Just gotta pretend to be straight for a few more weeks...
Everyone likes MadLibs.
The mystery wasn't that Squadron 16had been lost in the Bermuda Triangle, but why they hadn't been lost MUCH sooner.
Each medal represents a night I didn't wet the bed
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges
TANK TOPS You're doing it wrong.
HOW TO MEET AN EX FOR LUNCH
"Do a barrel roll," they said. "It will be quite enjoyable," they said.
Gentlemen...to the Denny's.
One way or another, Gladys would be the first through the doors on Black Friday.