Each medal represents a night I didn't wet the bed
Just gotta pretend to be straight for a few more weeks...
No one noticed Bob preemptively digging graves...
So... George IS short for Georgina, right?
A common military tactic: the booby trap.
Due to the high crime rate and increased costs of maintaining leather "The Little Old Woman Who live in Shoe" has added aluminum siding and a security system
Okay, okay- I'll sign the pay raise forms
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges
Now a Moment of Silence For Ghost Rider
Ooooohh! Please don't shoot me Mr. Nazi
All I said was NO MORE BOOZE and all hell broke loose...
At the root of war tends to be a clown with too much power