Beggin' your pardon sir, but if we're all dressed differently, exactly why is it called a uniform?
Struttin' that ass.
OK I may have slept with your wives.
Tell me, vas ist der Colonel's secret recipe!
TANKITY TANKITY TANK! PEW!! PEW!! PEW!!
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JOSEPH STALIN don't make him angry
Brilliant idea, Watson! Now we can invade tiny nations.
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