Sickness and hatred and angst, oh my!
New model portable phone, circa 1952
Look at that funny cloud... it's shaped just like a mushroom!
Can you hear this, or shall I turn it up?
even back then it was unacceptable ugh really youre asking me out via this message of text
NO! Father don't pull her finger!!
They told me my thoughts went in one ear and out the other, so I'll just cancel them out by using two phones!
Monday. Sucking workforce-wide since 1942.
Helen could only type 15 words per minute and took six cigarette breaks an hour. But she never failed to get a raise when she asked.
If I listen closely, I can almost hear a purpose for my life.