Jane often daydreams of being released from her chastity suit.
You don't wanna know where the finger sandwiches are!
That she doth desire the coin in a suitor's purse, I say thee nay... but she holds no discourse with destitute gentlemen.
What ya want for breakfast, hun? I suddenly have this craving for..waffles!
Everyone unfriended me on Facebook!!!!!!
Excellent, Minion! I see you've sorted the laundry into "dirty" and "washed, folded, and ready to sleep on" for me.