Can't find a date? Why not Zoidberg?
Ye Olde Wardrobe Malfunction
Y'know, Charlie, most of the guys just carry a picture of their wife in their wallet.
All her life, Emily's friends were jealous of her long, flowing hair.
Yes, dear! No need to shout; I'm getting your coffee right now! Come on, come on, dammit! Why isn't this Cyanide dissolving?
LUNG CANCER? Challenge accepted.
Just one more roll to finish this dress...
Stick pins in the doll in the heart and groin and drop in an urn full of water to insure the quick demise of an unfaithful husband.
INVADING TROY you're doing it wrong.
So......what's a lovely lady like you doing in a dive like this?
WINNIE KNEW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HUMILIATING BUT AS LONG AS HE KEPT POURING THE CHAMPAGNE, SHE'D KEEP LICKING IT UP
Crazy cat woman takes her kittens intravenously, on the move.