lady

That she doth desire the coin in a suitor's purse, I say thee nay... but she holds no discourse with destitute gentlemen.

Mildred was not having fun unless she was making a spectacle of herself.

The first time they brought out Granny's photo album was also the last.

Iron Maiden

ann was not only the most flexible girl in school she was also the most popular

I'm telling you, aluminum dresses are gonna be the next big thing!

Freudian sip

TODAYS FORECAST: Moody with a chance of glowers.

Oh wow! I know a certain little elf who is sleeping with me tonight.

CAFFEINE now I'm a WILD-EYED MANIAC ready to crash into Monday morning.

Bunions: may keep you from wearing your favorite shoes, and may even force you to wear them a size larger