If I keep smoking like a chimney, and eating one celery stick a day, I'll be back to my birth weight by July!
"YES, I LOVE ANIMALS, DARLING! AS LONG AS THEY HAVE ZIPPERS."
Bunions: may keep you from wearing your favorite shoes, and may even force you to wear them a size larger
The first time they brought out Granny's photo album was also the last.
SPIDERMAN so that's how he was made.
INVADING TROY you're doing it wrong.
Escaping the POW camp suddenly took a back seat to riding the log.
IT'S NOT A TUBER