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She could never imagine that one day this would be so mainstream.

New model portable phone, circa 1952

My brave knight, the dragon hath not been slain entirely. Grab your sword and finish him. But I'd have to put down my soup, and it's all the way over there...

STEVE MARTIN'S MOM WAS ONE WILD AND CRAZY GAL!!

CAFFEINE now I'm a WILD-EYED MANIAC ready to crash into Monday morning.

TURNING ON THE TV int the '50's, it required foreplay.

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO BE THE FIRST WOMEN TO TRY THE NEW ORGASMATRON 3000

Excuse me while I bang my head on this table...

I'VE HAD ENOUGH NIGHTMARES...to know where this is going

I HATE BEING BIPOLAR it's awesome!!

Doloris took swift action when her doctor informed her that she wasn't getting enough tar and nicotine every day.

A good singer needs a great set of lungs.

NO SMOKING!!!