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I don't always eat humans, but when I do, it's a housewife. The world's most interesting alien.

I'd rather not wear this outfit, if you don't mind. After all, why should both of us look stoopid?

Sexting: Analog Edition.

Sit here. Don't open your mouth, I'm not paying for chat. And you better be hung!

A TESTIMONIAL from the prettiest girl in chemo.

Uno!

Betty liked showing off to friends the food she had stored, until the fridge died of high cholesterol.

CONE-ANNE THE LIBRARIAN Robert E Howard

Early experiments with undersea housing revealed some crucial design flaws

Boyfriend wanted a little head so i gave him one

Mr. Furley! This is NOT what it looks like!

Thank you, darling. Keep up the good work and I'll turn you back into a man...