If I keep smoking like a chimney, and eating one celery stick a day, I'll be back to my birth weight by July!
lady
"YES, I LOVE ANIMALS, DARLING! AS LONG AS THEY HAVE ZIPPERS."
Bunions: may keep you from wearing your favorite shoes, and may even force you to wear them a size larger
The first time they brought out Granny's photo album was also the last.
INVADING TROY you're doing it wrong.
Escaping the POW camp suddenly took a back seat to riding the log.
