I don't always eat humans, but when I do, it's a housewife. The world's most interesting alien.
I'd rather not wear this outfit, if you don't mind. After all, why should both of us look stoopid?
Sexting: Analog Edition.
Sit here. Don't open your mouth, I'm not paying for chat. And you better be hung!
A TESTIMONIAL from the prettiest girl in chemo.
Betty liked showing off to friends the food she had stored, until the fridge died of high cholesterol.
CONE-ANNE THE LIBRARIAN Robert E Howard
Early experiments with undersea housing revealed some crucial design flaws
Boyfriend wanted a little head so i gave him one
Mr. Furley! This is NOT what it looks like!
Thank you, darling. Keep up the good work and I'll turn you back into a man...