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Escaping the POW camp suddenly took a back seat to riding the log.

Society had torn them apart, but Sally dreamed of being with her true love again someday.

If your boobs didn't hang so low, you could probably swing better. Says the woman whose bra size is higher than her IQ. Coming soon: "Catty Shack"

TIME TO CHECK MY FACEBOOK lol

This will cure my son of his filthy habit.

All her life, Emily's friends were jealous of her long, flowing hair.

Hmmm...housework? Or pure, unadulterated EVIL? Why not BOTH? You can do a lot of damage with a Dustbuster when you're possessed.

FBI pinups miss phone-tap, 1951

Sl*t!

Bertha decides to send her picture to the "Swingers Wanted" ad.

Jane struggled to hold onto the laces, knowing that if she let go it would wipe out half of Connecticut.

So that one smells like C4?

I said I like intelligent men not talkative ones.