A TESTIMONIAL from the prettiest girl in chemo.
Sigh, why do I always have to clean up the guillotine?
If your boobs didn't hang so low, you could probably swing better. Says the woman whose bra size is higher than her IQ. Coming soon: "Catty Shack"
Oh wow! I know a certain little elf who is sleeping with me tonight.
SOUP EVERY NIGHT NOTHING IS TO GOOD FOR MY FAMILY
...and does Madam require the Dahlias for her reception room or for her hat?
Emphasizing "friendly" when "flying the friendly skies"
Doing the math quickly, Jane realised penis was not worth this much.
Boyfriend wanted a little head so i gave him one
I'm looking for my Mom, she went down this hill in her canoe during the gravy flood about two weeks ago.
So Loretta thinks she can throw a better dinner party? Ha! I'll show her!!