OVERNIGHT TRIP she has four more bags in the car
Your home is blocking my dog's running path It will have to be destroyed.
I rock the condiments.
Oh wow! I know a certain little elf who is sleeping with me tonight.
TODAYS FORECAST: Moody with a chance of glowers.
A woman with 4 heads would be scary, but 4 hands could be FUN!
I FEED YOU ONE HUSBAND AND YOU COME BACK FOR MORE? WHAT? NOW YOU'RE MY PET?
I should have bought a car. It would have been faster AND less mouthy.
TAKING GREAT PRIDE in showing off the only book she has ever read.
fresh our calamari is downright sassy
Never say "Surprise me." to your beautician.
WELL GROOMED LASHES? HOW 'BOUT SOME BRUSHED TEETH, AND A BODY WAX THERE MRS, BIGFOOT?
LUUUUUCY! You got sum splainin' to do!
She could never imagine that one day this would be so mainstream.