Crime Scene Investigation in the 1950's was a lot more complicated.
When birds mistake your dandruff for bread crumbs It's time for HEAD AND SHOULDERS
HELP! SAVE ME! I'm trapped inside Barbie's Dream Bus!
Just one more roll to finish this dress...
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO BE THE FIRST WOMEN TO TRY THE NEW ORGASMATRON 3000
Quoth the raven, "Smoke More."
Lady Justice was often mocked by her sister, Lady Irony!
WINNIE KNEW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HUMILIATING BUT AS LONG AS HE KEPT POURING THE CHAMPAGNE, SHE'D KEEP LICKING IT UP
Excellent, Minion! I see you've sorted the laundry into "dirty" and "washed, folded, and ready to sleep on" for me.
DJ Ethyl dropping sick beats.
Presenting the 1953 Buick Expensive well-dressed back-seat hussy standard!
Guess which part of my husband I liked cutting up the most?