Shabbat Shalom yeah, since you've been gone we kinda moved away from that whole "Jewish" thing. But I was gone for like 3 days
So I was like, "bro, do you want someone to do that to you? Well, then don't do it to them"
And then i was like What are you a gay fish?
AND I WAS ALL "MY FRIENDS, YOU BOW TO NO-ONE"
And it turned out Snooki WAS cheating on Giovanni.
Breaking News - jesus saves deathstar just in time
This letter from the Fire Marshall says we have to get rid of our candle light fixtures, or he'll shut us down.
Blessed is he who lowerth the toilet seat after use
JESUS he made the dinosaurs, too. So f* off, Darwin.