Can't you just accept that magnets work and leave it at that?
And it turned out Snooki WAS cheating on Giovanni.
So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.
Myrrh? Have you not heard of Lego?
Blessed is he who lowerth the toilet seat after use
Totally nude you say?! Well then, you can just keep that Snuggie to yourself...
The somewhat lesser known Evangelist Doofus suffered from a hearing disability.
"Messed are the bleak?"
Did he say "blessed are the Cheezburgers?" Not literally; it refers to all fast food products