Oh Ye of little faith!
I hope you brought enough for everybody. Lol, Just kidding, I got this.
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Don't be such a shlemiel, Jacob! Stripes is just FINE already, and the Rabbi says you can wear that coat to the synagogue!
This is all very well for you guys but what's going to happen to me when gravity comes back on?
And it turned out Snooki WAS cheating on Giovanni.
AND I WAS ALL "MY FRIENDS, YOU BOW TO NO-ONE"
All right, all right... you're not fat, you're just big-boned. Will you please come back down now? I believe that branch is about to snap.
No thanks, I've already been hugged today.