No thanks, I've already been hugged today.
Dudes, seriously I'm party'd out!
Dad? Can I come home yet? This place sucks.
Did he say "blessed are the Cheezburgers?" Not literally; it refers to all fast food products
Come down now! Or I'm gonna tell my dad! And then, OOOh
Please dad, I need the car. I said no.
Blessed is he who lowerth the toilet seat after use
That's how I scroll
JESUS he made the dinosaurs, too. So f* off, Darwin.
If King James English is good enough for me, then it ought to be good enough for thee.