Blessed is he who lowerth the toilet seat after use
kenny loggins everyone loves his voice
And it turned out Snooki WAS cheating on Giovanni.
Who's your saviour? Who's your saviour? Sniff you are.
ASCENDING TO HEAVEN YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
JESUS he made the dinosaurs, too. So f* off, Darwin.
SURE U MAY SOMETIMES CRY BUT I WILL MAKE SURE THERE COMES A TIME WHEN U WILL LOL AGAIN.
Myrrh? Have you not heard of Lego?
It's a miracle! That a Middle-Eastern Jewish man looks so Caucasian.
The somewhat lesser known Evangelist Doofus suffered from a hearing disability.
"Messed are the bleak?"
If King James English is good enough for me, then it ought to be good enough for thee.