What would I do?
Where's Judas? Say that Jesus! Say where's Judas!
And that winds up my four-hour discussion on entropy. Next week's sermon will be split between the second lay of thermodynamics and my favorite: electricity.
This letter from the Fire Marshall says we have to get rid of our candle light fixtures, or he'll shut us down.
Totally nude you say?! Well then, you can just keep that Snuggie to yourself...
This is all very well for you guys but what's going to happen to me when gravity comes back on?
kenny loggins everyone loves his voice
It's a miracle! That a Middle-Eastern Jewish man looks so Caucasian.
Blessed is he who lowerth the toilet seat after use