So I was like, "bro, do you want someone to do that to you? Well, then don't do it to them"
Did he say "blessed are the Cheezburgers?" Not literally; it refers to all fast food products
Blessed is he who lowerth the toilet seat after use
No thanks, I've already been hugged today.
If King James English is good enough for me, then it ought to be good enough for thee.
And why did you put Chuck Norris on Earth? He hates all living things! I have my reasons...
"Seriously, Paul... just toss down the Frisbee already."