jesus

Who's your saviour? Who's your saviour? Sniff you are.

So I was like, "bro, do you want someone to do that to you? Well, then don't do it to them"

I'm so nice. I'd be perfect for them. Why don't the girls like me? Proverbs 32:1-Nice guys finish last.

kenny loggins everyone loves his voice

Totally nude you say?! Well then, you can just keep that Snuggie to yourself...

JESUS he made the dinosaurs, too. So f* off, Darwin.

And that winds up my four-hour discussion on entropy. Next week's sermon will be split between the second lay of thermodynamics and my favorite: electricity.

Don't be such a shlemiel, Jacob! Stripes is just FINE already, and the Rabbi says you can wear that coat to the synagogue!

For the very last time!! You are the 'disciples' NOT the 'JayCee-Krew'!!