Dudes, seriously I'm party'd out!
I hope you brought enough for everybody. Lol, Just kidding, I got this.
Breaking News - jesus saves deathstar just in time
All right, all right... you're not fat, you're just big-boned. Will you please come back down now? I believe that branch is about to snap.
i have no idea why they painted me as a white man either
AND I WAS ALL "MY FRIENDS, YOU BOW TO NO-ONE"