jesus

So then I blew up the Deathstar and killed the Emporer. It was awesome.

The somewhat lesser known Evangelist Doofus suffered from a hearing disability.

"Messed are the bleak?"

So I was like, "bro, do you want someone to do that to you? Well, then don't do it to them"

ASCENDING TO HEAVEN YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

Please dad, I need the car. I said no.

Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall kick serious ass

i have no idea why they painted me as a white man either

So I was like, "Mom, chill out. I'll be back in like 3 days, tops."

Shabbat Shalom yeah, since you've been gone we kinda moved away from that whole "Jewish" thing. But I was gone for like 3 days