jesus

Blessed is he who lowerth the toilet seat after use

Please dad, I need the car. I said no.

So then I blew up the Deathstar and killed the Emporer. It was awesome.

Where's Judas? Say that Jesus! Say where's Judas!

So I was like, "bro, do you want someone to do that to you? Well, then don't do it to them"

No thanks, I've already been hugged today.

This letter from the Fire Marshall says we have to get rid of our candle light fixtures, or he'll shut us down.

Myrrh? Have you not heard of Lego?

And on the 7th day Frankie went to Hollywood. And lo, he did relax. And it was good.