jesus

All right, all right... you're not fat, you're just big-boned. Will you please come back down now? I believe that branch is about to snap.

JESUS he made the dinosaurs, too. So f* off, Darwin.

I hope you brought enough for everybody. Lol, Just kidding, I got this.

Oh Ye of little faith!

Now listen up, I don't want 4 different versions of this going around.

And that winds up my four-hour discussion on entropy. Next week's sermon will be split between the second lay of thermodynamics and my favorite: electricity.

Don't be such a shlemiel, Jacob! Stripes is just FINE already, and the Rabbi says you can wear that coat to the synagogue!

If King James English is good enough for me, then it ought to be good enough for thee.