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So I was like, "bro, do you want someone to do that to you? Well, then don't do it to them"

Jesus will stop those cattle rustlers

Blessed is he who lowerth the toilet seat after use

Totally nude you say?! Well then, you can just keep that Snuggie to yourself...

When he'd finally saved up enough of his pocket money and his mom let him go for a donkey ride, it was a thrill beyond his wildest imagination.

This letter from the Fire Marshall says we have to get rid of our candle light fixtures, or he'll shut us down.

So I was like, "Mom, chill out. I'll be back in like 3 days, tops."

And that winds up my four-hour discussion on entropy. Next week's sermon will be split between the second lay of thermodynamics and my favorite: electricity.

Dudes, seriously I'm party'd out!

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