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So I was like, "Mom, chill out. I'll be back in like 3 days, tops."

Dad? Can I come home yet? This place sucks.

It's a miracle! That a Middle-Eastern Jewish man looks so Caucasian.

And it turned out Snooki WAS cheating on Giovanni.

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Totally nude you say?! Well then, you can just keep that Snuggie to yourself...

This is all very well for you guys but what's going to happen to me when gravity comes back on?