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The somewhat lesser known Evangelist Doofus suffered from a hearing disability.

"Messed are the bleak?"

Did he say "blessed are the Cheezburgers?" Not literally; it refers to all fast food products

Jesus will stop those cattle rustlers

For God's sake, Jesus! Put some clothes on!

Now listen up, I don't want 4 different versions of this going around.

This letter from the Fire Marshall says we have to get rid of our candle light fixtures, or he'll shut us down.

It's a miracle! That a Middle-Eastern Jewish man looks so Caucasian.

AND I WAS ALL "MY FRIENDS, YOU BOW TO NO-ONE"