demotivational

A SHILLING A DAY and all the tinsel she can eat

TURNING ON THE TV int the '50's, it required foreplay.

DAT PLANK

A FATHER'S EYES how I see all of my daughter's suitors

caps lock giving you an extra power since 1880

ONLY IN A PERFECT WORLD will all men have mustaches like that.

INVADING TROY you're doing it wrong.

SMS. Steampunk style.

she's got legs and she knows how to use them!

Hemlock: what you get for enlightening the world.

GETTING YOUR POINT ACROSS when "stop playing in mommy's dryer" just doesn't cut it.

PENIS ENVY began the day Adam watched Eve play with the big snake

FIRE CROTCHES There is only one way to put them out.

Fail it was a win, but then the unsinkable happened