demotivational

I SWEAR TO GOD she better be ordering pizza.

NO SEX IN THE TAXI please...

TECHNOLOGY CORRUPTS FAITH.

SNUGGIE DUCK takes requests

GEE MOM AND DAD those zombies don't stand a chance.

FIRE CROTCHES There is only one way to put them out.

neck-hand having one is bad enough but when your neck hand is an outspoken activist...

DIARRHEA all Ponce de Leon got from the fountain of youth.

AND VOILA! No more nagging.

TAILGATING more fun without a vehicle

THE NO FLAG, NO COUNTRY RULE works every time

in soviet russia crabs have humans in lower hair

SHE MUST BE EATING the most interesting sandwich of all time.