demotivational

BACK IN MY DAY nah... porn never made any damn sense.

CHARLIE CHAPLIN'S ANGELS: SILENT BUT DEADLY

LIFEGUARDS OFF DUTY Swim at your own risk

PUT OUT OR GET OUT those are the rules.

SHE KNEW HER RIGHTS her lefts, her uppercuts, and her jabs

BIRTH CONTROL by Michael Bay

Red flags: my therapist says I ignore them.

FLYING CONDOMS something only the French would come up with.

GOING TO THE MOON. BRB

THE DEFENCE BUDGET just went up again

NAPOLEON noticed his symptoms were getting worse.

MAYBE THIS WEIGHT will bring my pants and socks down from the Stratosphere.

grandma was right it really was a lot of work to get to and from school back in the day