demotivational

UNIVERSAL GRAVITATION like my naturally curly hair, it's basically magic

WAY TOO PUSHY but he never forgets where he left the kid

CHIVALRY in times past, a pervert tipped his hat to a lady, even if she was not technically in the room.

available for childrens parties must provide own dropcloth for sawing a woman in half trick

IRONY no lifesaving features whatsoever!

Robot Banditos the villagers f*ed

GET WELL CARD from hell

THE KNEE? Bitch, Please

GORILLA DIES trying to save prostitute from serial strangler.

ABSINTHE makes the...whoa...

TURNING ON THE TV int the '50's, it required foreplay.

IT WAS HERE that I lost all interest in genealogy.

AIR-PIANO never quite caught on like its Air-Guitar counterpart

TARDIS Tethered Aerial Release Developed In Style