demotivational

NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS Spitoon attendants needed in your area NOW!

MOMS they never knock.

A FRIEND WILL HELP YOU MOVE HOUSE. A true friend will help you move the body.

SPIDERMAN, SPIDERMAN his mother's taking it in the can.

SEEMS LEGIT

I HATE BEING BIPOLAR it's awesome!!

BADASS. Almost as much as eating six pizza rolls RIGHT OUT OF THE MICROWAVE.

JOBS at least they had one.

FINALLY! Intelligent Life in the Universe!

glory h0le it has a rather disturbing beginning

Jesus rocks the mini skirt.

caps lock giving you an extra power since 1880

TAKING GREAT PRIDE in showing off the only book she has ever read.

SAND PEOPLE Travel in single file to hide their true numbers.