demotivational

LIFE BEFORE NINTENDO let the good times crawl slowly past.

TAKING GREAT PRIDE in showing off the only book she has ever read.

SLUMBER PARTIES not as exciting as pr0n leads you to believe.

VICTORIA'S SECRET1922 CALENDAR (Nearly banned for all the excessive "ankleage")

BEHOLD! The internet god had awakened and the trolls were cleansed...

DOMESTIC CAMOFLAGE.

LOW RIDER drives a little slower.

A FRIEND WILL HELP YOU MOVE HOUSE. A true friend will help you move the body.

MULTITASKING who said men can't do it?

BIPOLAR. You're just juggling your personalities aren't you?

GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS The whitest people in the world.

SHE KNEW HER RIGHTS her lefts, her uppercuts, and her jabs

PONTIAC it's too bad they don't make them anymore...

ARTHROPODS you never have to worry about their going soft.