WORKOUT BUDDIES slack-t*ts and high-pants were the best of friends until they heard their nicknames for each other, and then things got awkward.
IT REQUIRES A REAL MAN to kill a spider.
ATTENTION COMPENSATORS your dream vehicle has arrived.
A SHILLING A DAY and all the tinsel she can eat
Nobody puts baby in a corner
ABSINTHE makes the...whoa...
THE BLACK AND DECKER relationship wrecker.
STEAMPIMPIN' my ride.
Ever since he died he's been busy decomposing.
HOW TO get out of watching Twilight with your girlfriend.
KINKY THEN just isn't the same as kink now.
BABY You look fabulous
NOSE BOOPS next time, ask the cat how to do it!
YEAH, MY LIBRARY BOOKS ARE LATE. And I'd do it again coppers.
TOUCHING YOURSELF your parents warned you bad things happen when you do it.
Performance art: it's the same pretentious crap in every century.