FIELD RATIONS you're doing it wrong.
A FATHER'S EYES how I see all of my daughter's suitors
SAND PEOPLE Travel in single file to hide their true numbers.
CHIVALRY in times past, a pervert tipped his hat to a lady, even if she was not technically in the room.
Benefits you won't get any if you use it on your chin.
NO SEX IN THE TAXI please...
DUMBSTRUCK AND HORNSWOGGLED the third guy's just taking it in stride
Babies: this is how they get here.
INVADING TROY you're doing it wrong.
parachute an idea whose time has come a little late for some
GRANDMA HAD A DIRTY HOUSE Grandpa didn't seem to mind much.
ALICE COOPER: CIRCA 1880