demotivational

DON'T YOU HATE IT... when you have a pain in your cauliflower and your dumplings are mushrooming?

WAR IS HELL on lingerie.

DRUGS the Achilles heel of artists for centuries.

LEVITATING WOMEN won't work unless they're in bathing suits?

MUSTANG SALLY Ride, Sally, ride.

INDIGESTION early experimental surgical procedures were not a great success.

CAT SMUGGLING an international problem for centuries.

TIME TO NUKE THE FRIDGE.

HEDWIG Disapproves of this.

DUMBSTRUCK AND HORNSWOGGLED the third guy's just taking it in stride

Hey, Murph I don't think he's gonna talk. Whattaya say I rough him up a bit?

ex-teenaged witch sabrina projects a new outlook on things

VINYL FETISH You're doing it wrong. But I just can't be mad at you.

TIME MACHINES I want one.

papparazzi so few of us can treat them the way that they deserve