demotivational

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges

SHE LEFT THE KITCHEN? Fetch me my hunting rifle.

OLD SCHOOL BAT MAN Much more of a ladies man than his current version.

papparazzi so few of us can treat them the way that they deserve

LIFE BEFORE NINTENDO let the good times crawl slowly past.

THE VERY RICH: they live in a bubble that floats above ordinary lives

JESUS he made the dinosaurs, too. So f* off, Darwin.

ALICE COOPER: CIRCA 1880

A SHILLING A DAY and all the tinsel she can eat

GETTING YOUR POINT ACROSS when "stop playing in mommy's dryer" just doesn't cut it.

PEDAL-FILERS trafficking could be a bit tricky in those days

OLD STYLE BIRTH CONTROL

Old, Old Spice I'm on your ass

VANITY thy name is small intestine.

CIRQUE DU SOLEIL You won't regret it.

GUYS, DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU but...I think...we're in...the wrong...rally.