JOBS at least they had one.
Band names: it's always been hard to come up with them.
TESLA his idea for a home reading lamp never caught on.
SORRY, BUDDY. Three's a crowd.
CIRQUE DU SOLEIL You won't regret it.
rectal thermometers actually mom i think i feel better
well you know what they say never give the devil a reach behind or hell finger your pistol
PONTIAC it's too bad they don't make them anymore...
EMBEZZLEMENT it beats a 401(k) any day
papparazzi so few of us can treat them the way that they deserve
HOW TO get out of watching Twilight with your girlfriend.
ISTTHHH OKAY...I sthhhnk issthhh shhexthhyy
MULTITASKING who said men can't do it?
BACK THEN, , THE 'HOT' ONES WERE BRANDED.