Badges? We don't need no stinking badges
SHE LEFT THE KITCHEN? Fetch me my hunting rifle.
OLD SCHOOL BAT MAN Much more of a ladies man than his current version.
papparazzi so few of us can treat them the way that they deserve
LIFE BEFORE NINTENDO let the good times crawl slowly past.
THE VERY RICH: they live in a bubble that floats above ordinary lives
JESUS he made the dinosaurs, too. So f* off, Darwin.
ALICE COOPER: CIRCA 1880
A SHILLING A DAY and all the tinsel she can eat
GETTING YOUR POINT ACROSS when "stop playing in mommy's dryer" just doesn't cut it.
PEDAL-FILERS trafficking could be a bit tricky in those days
OLD STYLE BIRTH CONTROL
Old, Old Spice I'm on your ass
VANITY thy name is small intestine.
CIRQUE DU SOLEIL You won't regret it.
GUYS, DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU but...I think...we're in...the wrong...rally.