ONE THING THEY NEVER MENTION IN MOST VERSIONS OF THE LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD STORY IS THAT GRANDMA AND THE WOLF HAD MET BEFORE.
Breastfeeding nightmares. Hungry, mama! !!!
Thank you so much Death. I'll take my kite back now.
I hear the screams of the damned! Can you hear them at home, kiddos?
JOIN THE UPPER CLASS eat lard
Lucifer's Violin Concerto No 1 in Dead Flat Minor. Always leaves them rolling in the aisles
Before ether was invented, doctors tried to numb you with a visit from the Cirque Du So Lame.
Vasectomies... not much has changed
Teletubbies of the corn
They may not be real, but they have some good ideas.
BILLY ACCIDENTALLY INVENTS HIGH SCHOOL BULLYING
The Randall Foster Home for Zombies was a short lived institution once the children developed their appetites.