creepy

The Randall Foster Home for Zombies was a short lived institution once the children developed their appetites.

available for childrens parties must provide own dropcloth for sawing a woman in half trick

OKAY, NIGHTMARES it's time to start your engines.

REST IN PEACE now let's eat.

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Dr. Seuss: The early years

JOIN THE UPPER CLASS eat lard

SAND PEOPLE Travel in single file to hide their true numbers.

I want you to get in my car

Vasectomies... not much has changed

We'll be sad when you die but we already have your replacement to help us get over it.

children should be seen and not heard ugly children if allowed to live should be masked

The Pope? Two blocks over. Only guy in white. You can't miss him.

Angela knew one way to keep her secret safe. snap