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children should be seen and not heard ugly children if allowed to live should be masked

Just one more round? I still have some organs left! No! No one could ever beat Doris at strip poker.

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GOTTA HAVE MY BOWL GOTTA HAVE SURREAL

I hear the screams of the damned! Can you hear them at home, kiddos?

Are we early? We're here about the nightmare appointment.

The Randall Foster Home for Zombies was a short lived institution once the children developed their appetites.

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Highway robbery, so easy even a child can do it.

MY HOBO CAKE It's mostly whiskey.

What's that you say? You want some head?

I HATE BEING BIPOLAR it's awesome!!