After failing as a prospector, Yukon Cornelius settled down in the Island of Misfit Toys with one of Santa's elves and became a family man.
Edna knows the way to a man's heart. Just past the sternum.
Five shots of Tequila and I'm anybody
The First Assembly of the Church of Pier One Imports.
REST IN PEACE now let's eat.
MONKEY SEE Monkey...No, that's just... No...
"Send in the Clowns" apparently doesn't include cab fare.
Rugby has come a long way.
Lucifer's Violin Concerto No 1 in Dead Flat Minor. Always leaves them rolling in the aisles
Angela knew one way to keep her secret safe. snap
IT WAS HERE that I lost all interest in genealogy.
ONE THING THEY NEVER MENTION IN MOST VERSIONS OF THE LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD STORY IS THAT GRANDMA AND THE WOLF HAD MET BEFORE.